Miscellaneous: Today, my siblings came home for the weekend. At dinner, my dad...

By Anonymous - 04/04/2009 02:55 - Canada

Today, my siblings came home for the weekend. At dinner, my dad started complaining at how one of my siblings had gotten fired, one was failing college, and the other was gay. He went on to say I was 17 and already had a bright future. I'm pregnant. FML

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By failure - 16/07/2009 16:25 - Canada

Today, my parents are freaking at me because I just got my report and I failed my first year of college. They told me they have never been more disappointed in me. I have to tell them that I'm also pregnant. FML

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By pregnant loser apparently - 20/05/2013 04:31 - United States - Franklin

Today, my parents posted on Facebook that they were excited that my sister was pregnant and couldn't wait to be grandparents. Last week I told them that I, a 33-year-old happily married woman, was pregnant and they told me I was ruining my life and encouraged me to have an abortion. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/10/2012 16:44 - United States

Today, over a family dinner, my husband and I told everyone that I'm pregnant. My father frowned and said, "Again?", my 9-year-old daughter started crying, and her brother smirked and yelled, "Up the ass, no babies!" FML

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Yeet it time

By Anonymous - 27/07/2021 12:59 - United States - Fort Worth

Today, I got fired for not being mature enough. I just found out I’m pregnant. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/02/2018 13:00 - United States - New Hyde Park

Today, my younger brother, who still lives in our parents' basement and has never held a job in his life, announced that his girlfriend is pregnant with their third child. I'm a college graduate living on my own and I've never even had sex. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2015 19:03 - United States - Springfield

Today, my sister came out of the closet. By which I mean she came out as the pregnant mother of my boyfriend's child. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2015 01:59 - United States - Pleasanton

Today, I told my parents I was pregnant. They yelled at me until I started crying. I'm 31, married, and I have a good paying job. FML

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By dazzla08 - 26/03/2011 00:07

Today, in front of my family, my brother's wife announced that she was pregnant with their first child. Everyone joked around and said I was next. Two weeks ago I found out that I'm sterile. FML

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Poor planning on your part does not necessitate an emergency on mine

By Anonymous - 16/02/2024 04:00 - United States - Eagle Mountain

Today, I told my family that I’m pregnant. My sister is upset and refuses to accept she’ll have to help with the baby. I’m a single mom going to college and living at home, and will need help. FML

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Nice support system you've got there

By Anonymous - 24/08/2023 22:00

Today, I announced my pregnancy to my parents, expecting them to be thrilled. Instead, they were furious. Apparently, being unmarried and on disability means I can't raise a baby. FML

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Saturday 4 April 2009 12:26

so then all his kids were epic fails? minus the gay one sinceIi'm not homophobic at all.

suadelaaa 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 12:25

Parenting fail.

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Misanthropist 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 18:47

Enjoy the rest of your miserably life with your miserable child :) Your gay brother sounds like the only one that stands a chance of escaping poverty and your failmily.

r_o_a_r 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 18:50

#76 , i also created an account because of your worthless comments. It has nothing to do with education, rather the fact that people type quickly and just want to get their thoughts out without the grammar nazi up their ass. now, if you already understood what the other people were saying, obviously, then why the hell do u have to make side comments calling everyone an idiot. #89 :) thanks for proving my point.

raginazn_67 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 18:53

FAAAAAAAALLLLLLCOOOON PUNCH!!!! prevents teen pregnancy =P

backoff 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 18:57

please tell me #86 was kindin!!!! is it possible to have such speech AND a brain? (yeah hes got one as hes alive :s) That reminds me the way to talk of my nephew who's 4y-o...

Misanthropist 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 19:00

Also #82 thank you for being the physical embodyment of everything that is wrong with this world :) -You can't DECIDE to be gay or not. -Abortion isn't murder anymore than cracking open an egg is murder. It's great to know this is how christians are raising their kids today though, hopefully you'll all die out soon from self-imposed ignorance. If you have any questions please direct them to #76, to whom has my unending respect.