Miscellaneous: Today, my siblings came home for the weekend. At dinner, my dad...

By Anonymous - 04/04/2009 02:55 - Canada

Today, my siblings came home for the weekend. At dinner, my dad started complaining at how one of my siblings had gotten fired, one was failing college, and the other was gay. He went on to say I was 17 and already had a bright future. I'm pregnant. FML

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By failure - 16/07/2009 16:25 - Canada

Today, my parents are freaking at me because I just got my report and I failed my first year of college. They told me they have never been more disappointed in me. I have to tell them that I'm also pregnant. FML

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By pregnant loser apparently - 20/05/2013 04:31 - United States - Franklin

Today, my parents posted on Facebook that they were excited that my sister was pregnant and couldn't wait to be grandparents. Last week I told them that I, a 33-year-old happily married woman, was pregnant and they told me I was ruining my life and encouraged me to have an abortion. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/10/2012 16:44 - United States

Today, over a family dinner, my husband and I told everyone that I'm pregnant. My father frowned and said, "Again?", my 9-year-old daughter started crying, and her brother smirked and yelled, "Up the ass, no babies!" FML

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Yeet it time

By Anonymous - 27/07/2021 12:59 - United States - Fort Worth

Today, I got fired for not being mature enough. I just found out I’m pregnant. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/02/2018 13:00 - United States - New Hyde Park

Today, my younger brother, who still lives in our parents' basement and has never held a job in his life, announced that his girlfriend is pregnant with their third child. I'm a college graduate living on my own and I've never even had sex. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2015 19:03 - United States - Springfield

Today, my sister came out of the closet. By which I mean she came out as the pregnant mother of my boyfriend's child. FML

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No! Noooo!

By Anonymous - 18/12/2015 01:59 - United States - Pleasanton

Today, I told my parents I was pregnant. They yelled at me until I started crying. I'm 31, married, and I have a good paying job. FML

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By dazzla08 - 26/03/2011 00:07

Today, in front of my family, my brother's wife announced that she was pregnant with their first child. Everyone joked around and said I was next. Two weeks ago I found out that I'm sterile. FML

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Poor planning on your part does not necessitate an emergency on mine

By Anonymous - 16/02/2024 04:00 - United States - Eagle Mountain

Today, I told my family that I’m pregnant. My sister is upset and refuses to accept she’ll have to help with the baby. I’m a single mom going to college and living at home, and will need help. FML

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Nice support system you've got there

By Anonymous - 24/08/2023 22:00

Today, I announced my pregnancy to my parents, expecting them to be thrilled. Instead, they were furious. Apparently, being unmarried and on disability means I can't raise a baby. FML

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Saturday 4 April 2009 12:26

so then all his kids were epic fails? minus the gay one sinceIi'm not homophobic at all.

suadelaaa 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 12:25

Parenting fail.

Comments

MiriamSingsLoud 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 22:31

#121, "alive" and "able to survive on one's own" are not the same thing. People who use dialysis, have a transplanted organ, etc. are alive. Read up on embryology and then try again.

SallyRagDoll 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 22:31

ROFL @ #63, you made my day!

12345e 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 22:35

Yeah, you're ******* 17 and having a baby and can't spell college -_____- FAIL.

Leviathan_fml 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 22:52

You also can't spell... FAIL

woxy 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 22:53

hah, if you think your life is f-ed, imagine momentarily how your father feels!

Islander_fml 5

Saturday 4 April 2009 22:54

Wow, it just sucks all around. Except for the gay one. It sounds like he's the one with the bright future, since there's nothing wrong with being gay. But hey, you can give your baby up for adoption. Like Juno! Then you can have a bright future again. It's really not as bad as it seems at first. Just remember protection next time, okay?

Misanthropist 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 22:57

@106 & 111: Not the OP ffs, #76. Way to read before commenting.

ammali 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 23:01

YDI for getting knocked up at 17. If you're mature enough to be having sex, you should be mature enough to do it responsibly. More like FYPL (your parents lives) for not having any kids they're proud of?

Comma_Sir 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 23:07

You missed spelt college haha

uberkrissy 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 23:07

Kill the baby dude. IDK, I'd be mad if I was a parent if you're paying good money and your kid is failing out of an expensive college. Gay, now that's just ****** up, love your kid!