By sheridan.ashley - 15/05/2010 06:27 - Australia

Today, my sister decided to wake me up by pumping handwash into my open mouth. FML
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dramaababyy 0

lol well good morning to you. make sure you get revenge. and then she can post it on fml. hahaa.

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TheRaineMan 0

You should be thankful to her, now you wont have to brush your teeth. :P

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bandgeek_bri 0

ur a heavy sleeper!

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MermaidSongXOXO 6

Sorry. You're probably used to cum in your mouth to wake you up, aren't you? :P

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perdix 29

And you are familiar with this phenomenon, I suppose?

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MermaidSongXOXO 6

Sure. Just like every other teenager who wastes her life on the internet. (I'm a loser, so no :P)

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perdix 29

What a relief! That means you swallow it all while you are awake and brush your teeth before you go to sleep. That's much better.

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MermaidSongXOXO 6

.....Right. That's what I do. But, tell me, are you familiar with this phenomenon?

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perdix 29

Yes. From the donor's perspective ;) ;) heh-heh-heh

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PaintTheStars 2

wouldn't that get her sick?

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perdix 29

You shouldn't have said the F-word when you dropped those lug nuts in the snow! (My second "A Christmas Story" reference today! w00t!) At least you didn't wake up with morning breath.

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dramaababyy 0

that movie is freakin amazinggg. I haven't watched it in foreverr

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sourgirl101 28

I always wanted to stick my tongue to a frozen flag pole to see if it would indeed get stuck (like in that movie). But I live in South Florida and never seen snow. I heard snow is over rated.

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CooLbEAnS1096 0

snow is def over rated, I'm from Wisconsin and would love to switch places with ya

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MrSassypants 33

at least ur mouth is washed look at da bright side of things

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crumpynfang 0

poor rice in the engine of her car, or hot sauce on her toothbrush!

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