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By daRN - 02/07/2009 19:34 - Bahrain

Today, my sister just had a huge fight with my mom. After that, she thought it was appropriate to smash my $1,000 guitar to "blow off some steam." FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 16/11/2009 18:14 - Canada

Today, my sister was playing a rock star in a play. When she got home, she told me she used one of my old guitars, because I told her it was ok. I said she could take one to practice on, not destroy on stage. FML

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Jay Mascis Jazzmaster?

By Anonymous - 29/01/2022 20:01

Today, my mother started nagging me for spending $500 on a guitar, stating that, "We're not in the mood for unnecessary bullcrap." I paid for it with MY money, and she suddenly turned up at MY house because my father kicked her out of their house after finding out that she cheated on him. FML

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By Pukey - 28/03/2015 21:30 - United States

Today, my older brother puked in the sound hole of my sister's guitar. He blamed it on me, and in revenge my sister beat me with the guitar. FML

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What?!

By needmorelocks - 03/07/2012 05:36 - United States - Santa Paula

Today, my mom called to chew me out for having my sister arrested. My sister broke into my apartment, rearranged my living room, and claimed she now lived with me. She then threatened me with a butcher's knife for not appreciating what she had done. My mom wants me to pay the bail. FML

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Pete Townshend has a lot to answer for

By FML4evs - 10/04/2009 02:43 - United States

Today, my little brother watched an old video of The Who, who are know for smashing up their guitars and such. He decided it would be cool to try it with mine. That guitar was worth over $3000. FML

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Affectionate, huh?

By littlemiss - 10/02/2013 16:17 - Canada - Whitby

Today, my little sister chased me around the house with a mallet, giggling like a maniac. I ended up having to pin her to the ground, rip the mallet out of her hand and lock her in the bathroom. This isn't the first time. My mom still insists it's perfectly normal. FML

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By Kitten - 06/09/2018 03:30

Today, my sister smashed a cup on my head because I told her she couldn't borrow one of my necklaces since she lost one and stole another. I was grounded for "antagonizing" her into doing it. FML

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Get out of my way

By toyotasmash - 07/10/2010 23:37 - United States

Today, my sister and I got into an argument at a tennis court which ended up with her trying to run me over in the parking lot. I stepped to the side and hit her door, denting it. My parents expect me to pay for the damage caused by my sister trying to kill me. FML

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Leave me out of it

By Marissa Di Stefano - 05/01/2021 17:01

Today, my sister and mom were arguing. My sister was being really nasty to my mom, and decided to get nasty with me and drag me into the argument. Naturally, I got nasty back at her and we started fighting. My mom yelled at me for getting nasty with my sister, and kicked me out of the house for “being too nasty.” FML

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Relic job

By Anonymous - 29/05/2015 19:18 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I had to explain to my little sister that not all guitars are supposed to have a hole in them, that when I was talking about "breaking it in" I didn't mean I'd smash a hole in it, and that she shouldn't have taken a hammer to my expensive new guitar. FML

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Curtieeeez 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 23:31

Unlucky, if you ask me. Beat her with the broken guitar.

evilwoody 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 23:37

man, as a fellow guitar player, I feel for you on this. That's bullshit. Hearing a guitar thats worth so much go and get smashed just cause she has a temper tantrum, it's ****** up. I suggest beating her ass till she pays for another identical or vintage guitar or you break her shit till it adds up to a grand.

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mrnicety 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 23:39

Make her pay Cash or stealing her stuff, whichever

SusanaSaysRawrxD 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 23:42

That reaaaally sucks. Kill her. :D but if you want to take a legal approach...then...kill her. :D that's all I can think of, considering that she seriously screwed you over. I but I love the name of your country. Bahrain.. 0_o if you say it outloud it sounds like 'brain'. hah, sorry xD I just had to point that out.

suck54u 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 23:43

That's over...kill (no pun intended).

qazqwer313 0

Friday 3 July 2009 0:18

I you took a rock from that country wouldnt that mean you just got some..... Bahrain XD I know its wrong but its funny right?

mark_my_words 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 23:43

Destroy her room and tear her clothes to 'blow off some steam' too

live_your_life_fml 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 23:44

i agree with #15 :)

xOblivion 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 23:46

she should put those guitar pieces where I'm thinking.

shazzahllala 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 23:48

I've always wondered why they made guitars so easy and stress relieving to smash... FYL.

dowhatiwant 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 23:49

make her pay for it. problem solved. this shouldnt have made it past moderators

mylittlecrow 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 23:54

Judging by her foul temper, I wouldn't advise that, who knows, she might get angry and break his leg this time:D And besides, you almost never see your money back from relatives...

seb12992 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 7:02

"this shouldn't of made it past moderators" I can tell this ****** is another mindless stupid surfer boy/frat boy teenage prick that sits at his desk with a blink face. Go **** yourself, this deserves to be on FML.

musicjenn 3

Thursday 2 July 2009 23:50

why would anyone just smash a guitar? that really sucks...i feel for you man

mylittlecrow 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 23:51

It's spoiled people like her that get angry on the highway and smash into the first car they see.. You should ruin something of hers and tell her you had a tantrum or something, maybe she'll try harder to contain herself next time.. FYL for having a screwed up sister.

sithwithashotgun 0

Friday 10 July 2009 6:36

No, that´ll just teach her that it´s ok to just break stuff that belongs to other people. Going into her room and ******* the place up isn´t going to help matters much. Just make her pay for the guitar. Or, if she is unwilling, take some of her stuff to sell on the internet until you have your $1000. And possibly then some.