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By daRN - 02/07/2009 19:34 - Bahrain

Today, my sister just had a huge fight with my mom. After that, she thought it was appropriate to smash my $1,000 guitar to "blow off some steam." FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 16/11/2009 18:14 - Canada

Today, my sister was playing a rock star in a play. When she got home, she told me she used one of my old guitars, because I told her it was ok. I said she could take one to practice on, not destroy on stage. FML

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Jay Mascis Jazzmaster?

By Anonymous - 29/01/2022 20:01

Today, my mother started nagging me for spending $500 on a guitar, stating that, "We're not in the mood for unnecessary bullcrap." I paid for it with MY money, and she suddenly turned up at MY house because my father kicked her out of their house after finding out that she cheated on him. FML

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By Pukey - 28/03/2015 21:30 - United States

Today, my older brother puked in the sound hole of my sister's guitar. He blamed it on me, and in revenge my sister beat me with the guitar. FML

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What?!

By needmorelocks - 03/07/2012 05:36 - United States - Santa Paula

Today, my mom called to chew me out for having my sister arrested. My sister broke into my apartment, rearranged my living room, and claimed she now lived with me. She then threatened me with a butcher's knife for not appreciating what she had done. My mom wants me to pay the bail. FML

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Pete Townshend has a lot to answer for

By FML4evs - 10/04/2009 02:43 - United States

Today, my little brother watched an old video of The Who, who are know for smashing up their guitars and such. He decided it would be cool to try it with mine. That guitar was worth over $3000. FML

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Affectionate, huh?

By littlemiss - 10/02/2013 16:17 - Canada - Whitby

Today, my little sister chased me around the house with a mallet, giggling like a maniac. I ended up having to pin her to the ground, rip the mallet out of her hand and lock her in the bathroom. This isn't the first time. My mom still insists it's perfectly normal. FML

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By Kitten - 06/09/2018 03:30

Today, my sister smashed a cup on my head because I told her she couldn't borrow one of my necklaces since she lost one and stole another. I was grounded for "antagonizing" her into doing it. FML

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Get out of my way

By toyotasmash - 07/10/2010 23:37 - United States

Today, my sister and I got into an argument at a tennis court which ended up with her trying to run me over in the parking lot. I stepped to the side and hit her door, denting it. My parents expect me to pay for the damage caused by my sister trying to kill me. FML

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Leave me out of it

By Marissa Di Stefano - 05/01/2021 17:01

Today, my sister and mom were arguing. My sister was being really nasty to my mom, and decided to get nasty with me and drag me into the argument. Naturally, I got nasty back at her and we started fighting. My mom yelled at me for getting nasty with my sister, and kicked me out of the house for “being too nasty.” FML

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Relic job

By Anonymous - 29/05/2015 19:18 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I had to explain to my little sister that not all guitars are supposed to have a hole in them, that when I was talking about "breaking it in" I didn't mean I'd smash a hole in it, and that she shouldn't have taken a hammer to my expensive new guitar. FML

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Curtieeeez 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 23:31

Unlucky, if you ask me. Beat her with the broken guitar.

evilwoody 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 23:37

man, as a fellow guitar player, I feel for you on this. That's bullshit. Hearing a guitar thats worth so much go and get smashed just cause she has a temper tantrum, it's ****** up. I suggest beating her ass till she pays for another identical or vintage guitar or you break her shit till it adds up to a grand.

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brunoisbeast 0

Friday 3 July 2009 2:40

What an idiot. That bitch owes u some money cuz that is ******! Anyone who says he deserves this is an asshole.

Zer0de 0

Friday 3 July 2009 2:41

Being a guitar owner myself, That really sucks. Make her buy you a brand new one or twist her ******* nipples off and say your just blowing off steam.

nanoflacka 0

Friday 3 July 2009 2:53

Okay, you better ****** tell her to pay for it cause bracking a guitar is so unfucking cool!!!!!

Monado 0

Friday 3 July 2009 2:58

You can always do what most people do or ever will. Yell at her and then slowly take your anger out on her for a couple of years.

avoidthegirl 6

Friday 3 July 2009 3:07

I vote for the nair in the shampoo. That bitch deserves it. Who the hell destroys something that isn't theirs because they need to "blow off some steam." Jesus, just go Office Space on something that's already broken. I hope you make her buy you a new one or some of her shit will mysteriously be destroyed...

fml27 0

Friday 3 July 2009 3:10

okay honestly....out of all the things to break it was ur guitar? if ur half as protective of ur guitar as i am you will break ur sister. she better buy you a new one....tho it wont be the same as the old. sorry dude that sucks

Evil18 0

Friday 3 July 2009 3:13

Tell her to buy you a new one,cause you won't take that shit!Then when boil her in battery acid.I seriously hate when people break stuff just because they need to "blow off some steam".