Miscellaneous: Today, my sister was faced with the choice of getting a burger,...

By unknown - 07/04/2013 17:01 - Canada - Quebec

Today, my sister was faced with the choice of getting a burger, or picking me up in a snowstorm. The burger won, and I had to travel 4km home by foot. FML

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By car trouble - 14/10/2016 08:12 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, my dad refused to pick me up because he didn't want to get off the couch, so I had to walk for an hour and a half to get home. When I finally got home, my dad had gone out to pick my sister up from her friend's house. Her friend lives a 3-minute walk away. FML

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By kenzieeeee - 30/12/2009 00:30 - United States

Today, I got stuck in a blizzard. My mother never picked me up like she was supposed to, and wasn't answering her phone. After walking around for a half hour, freezing, I finally found her. Where was she? Sitting in Pizza Hut, having a great time. FML

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By Username - 01/02/2011 15:40

Today, a snow storm rolled into my small town, leaving my car stuck under 3 feet of snow. I called my boss to tell her I couldn't drive to work. Her reply? "Walk." FML

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By Laptop - 25/05/2010 04:44 - France

Today, my little sister tripped when trying to walk up the stairs with a sandwich in one hand and my laptop in the other. She choose to save her sandwich instead of my £500 laptop. FML

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By Muhd Hazrie - 05/08/2021 18:01

Today, my family decided that we should have our breakfast at a hawker centre, so I passed my house key to my sister as she carries a bag with her. After our meal, she said she was meeting her friend, so we went back home instead, only to realize that the door was locked and my sister had the key. FML

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By Klamp18 - 20/12/2009 20:28 - United States

Today, I decided to attach fifteen-pound weights to each foot so I could burn some extra calories while shoveling snow. My dad asked me to move one of the cars in the driveway. When I put my foot on the gas pedal, I couldn't take it off. I ended up hitting my sister and knocking her into a snow bank. FML

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By myhairgetsfrizzywhenwet - 03/06/2011 08:55 - Australia

Today, my sister drove past me while i was walking home in the rain, she honked to let me know she was there, and kept on driving. FML

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By Hatemyjobbb - 01/05/2018 19:00

Today, my boss had me walk a mile to the nearest store to get food for a party because she didn't want to lose her parking space at work. Her shopping list had two gallons of juice and a 10lb bag of ice... I had my legs and arms. FML

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By Gimmie a spare - 19/04/2016 20:45 - United States - Memphis

Today, as usual, I went to pick up my brother and sister from school in the rain. When we got to my truck, I realized I had locked us out. We had to walk home in the rain, only to find the spare house key had not been put back in its spot since the last time it was used. FML

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By kippis05 - 17/02/2010 05:03 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were waiting for the bus. The weather had been cold and snowy recently, and I realized I'd forgotten my transit card. She nonetheless got on the bus without me. I had to walk it alone in the snow. FML

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BadKitty14 7

Monday 8 April 2013 3:17

Why couldn't she have done both?

StaceeeP 23

Monday 8 April 2013 3:14

sounds like something my sister would do

Comments

Reaper1984 13

Monday 8 April 2013 3:26

That was cold

andyyroxx 20

Monday 8 April 2013 6:48

What do you expect, it's Québec.

Reaper1984 13

Monday 8 April 2013 7:48

I meant cold hearted

Wizardo 33

Monday 8 April 2013 3:26

Don't worry, a moment on the lips is a lifetime on the hips. Next time just say you're picking up bacon and tell her to fend for herself.

alwayswinning123 7

Monday 8 April 2013 3:33

Looks like someone will be screwed in the future

lu95 16

Monday 8 April 2013 3:37

Well maybe if you were a better person, you would've won.

NurseJonathan 9

Monday 8 April 2013 6:30

You realize it'd be a moral conflict if Original Poster was a bad person and she chose not to pick them up for that reason? My sister is a spoiled rotten shit-soul person. I still always came through for her. Be it for her relationship problems she's had with several guys or unfucking the problems she created for herself. I'm glad I moved with my mother though. So I don't have to do that crap for her anymore.