Miscellaneous: Today, my sister was playing a rock star in a play. When she...

By Anonymous - 16/11/2009 18:14 - Canada

Today, my sister was playing a rock star in a play. When she got home, she told me she used one of my old guitars, because I told her it was ok. I said she could take one to practice on, not destroy on stage. FML

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By daRN - 02/07/2009 19:34 - Bahrain

Today, my sister just had a huge fight with my mom. After that, she thought it was appropriate to smash my $1,000 guitar to "blow off some steam." FML

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Relic job

By Anonymous - 29/05/2015 19:18 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I had to explain to my little sister that not all guitars are supposed to have a hole in them, that when I was talking about "breaking it in" I didn't mean I'd smash a hole in it, and that she shouldn't have taken a hammer to my expensive new guitar. FML

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By Pukey - 28/03/2015 21:30 - United States

Today, my older brother puked in the sound hole of my sister's guitar. He blamed it on me, and in revenge my sister beat me with the guitar. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/05/2009 20:12 - Canada

Today, after practicing a song for my girlfriend on guitar all day, I called her over to my house to show it to her. After a long speech about how "this is for you," I played for about 3 seconds before I broke a string, which slapped her in her face. FML

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Pete Townshend has a lot to answer for

By FML4evs - 10/04/2009 02:43 - United States

Today, my little brother watched an old video of The Who, who are know for smashing up their guitars and such. He decided it would be cool to try it with mine. That guitar was worth over $3000. FML

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By tommy - 20/12/2011 22:41 - United States

Today, after spending months learning how to play the guitar and memorizing the music to my girlfriend's all-time favorite song, I performed it for her. Her response? "Well, you kind of ruined that song for me now." FML

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Property is theft

By mu5icadd1ct - 08/07/2016 13:22

Today, my sister stole my bike and gave it to her boyfriend. When I told my parents, they said it was fine, because I wasn't using it anyway. The reason I wasn't using it was because it needed a new tire, and I was saving up for one. FML

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By cbarebo - 11/10/2009 17:21 - United States

Today, I went in my room to play my guitar. I found my Les Paul on the floor with all the strings missing. I later found out my grandma cut them off because I was playing "Devil's Music." FML

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Hotwife and blues lawyer

By Anonymous - 10/11/2021 14:00 - United States - Shingle Springs

Today, I have a new guitar on its way. I forgot to make up a story, so now my wife won't be happy. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2010 02:52 - United States

Today, I came home and was greeted by my dad telling me that he pawned my guitar for gas money. FML

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Monday 16 November 2009 23:17

Hope your parents can talk some sense into her though i hold little hope for that. Seriously, does she have no respect for others property? Since when did "You can borrow it" become "Do whatever you want with it?". Maybe I'm old fashioned (yet I'm only 20) but to me "You can borrow it" means "You can use it but please be carefull with it".

sjp092 0

Monday 16 November 2009 23:19

Tell her you want to teach her how to do it properly and use her head. =D

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DisposableHeroes 0

Wednesday 18 November 2009 2:12

That's why playing drums is better. You can buy new cheap drumsticks if your little sister breaks them. :)

COBRAMORPH 0

Wednesday 18 November 2009 6:28

Women are allowed to do what ever they want, with no Consequences. Make her pay you back, in any way possible.

flying_vegan 0

Wednesday 18 November 2009 14:31

Hey, Cobramorph, the fifties called and want their ideology back.

Hollywise_fml 0

Tuesday 9 November 2010 2:40

They left a message too. They want their joke back.

whoomps 0

Thursday 19 November 2009 21:51

destroyed it? ok, what this school expects kids to go out get guitars and smash em' for a lame school play?? and if they did, **** her for not telling you what she was going to do to it. HAHA too bad u didn't go to the play and then watch her smash it, that would be pretty funny, well not for you. And yea I'm sorry about the guitar man, being a guitar player myself I know how precious they can be.

rubberjesus 0

Friday 20 November 2009 7:33

Don't break your sisters shit that's just dumb, here's what you do: if your parents aren't making her reimburse you in some way you just go into her room when she's not there, 'borrow' several of her belongings equal to the cost of the guitar she broke, take em down to the pawn shop, get your money back and buy yourself a brand new guitar.