Kids: Today, my sixteen year old son told me that he's following his...

By Anonymous - 07/11/2010 20:15 - Canada

Today, my sixteen year old son told me that he's following his guidance counselor's advice: to do what his hero does for a living. The problem? His hero is SpongeBob Squarepants. His ambition in life is to become a fry cook. FML

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By helen_ - 23/04/2009 15:51 - United States

Today, I had to go to my 10 year-old son's school to talk about my job being a chef. As I was almost finished, I asked the kids "What would you like to do when you grow up?" Without hesitation one kid replied with a straight face, "Anything but being a douchebag like you." FML

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Dreaming big

By ReyRey - 24/03/2022 12:00

Today, my son's plan is to become an entrepreneur, even though this requires having a brilliant idea worth money. This is the same guy who got fired from Subway for deliberately dropping bread on the floor so he could steal it from the bin later. I'm gonna kick him in the asscrack before the month is over, I know it. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2016 21:17 - United States - Fremont

Today, my son's teacher asked him what he wanted to be when he grew up. He put down "unemployed". FML

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Cartoons ruining the kids

By sally - 04/11/2018 12:00

Today, my son watched some ridiculous Japanese cartoon about shokugeki cooking and is convinced he's the greatest cook ever by copying what happens in the show. He set fire to my frying pan, panicked, and dumped it in the ceramic sink, which cracked from the heat and flooded my kitchen. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/09/2015 15:48 - United States - Bedminster

Today, I got an angry call from my 7-year-old son's school. It turned out that while doing a "what I want to be when I'm older" assignment, he wrote that he wants to be an internet troll so he can make people mad and make them kill themselves. FML

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By GT716 - 07/04/2009 12:50 - United States

Today, I was at work at a local hot dog chain. A child (about 10, who I've seen there before) came in to order food for his Dad. He orders very excitedly, and I told him he'd be a great worker here when he gets older. He said "oh no, my Dad says I'm too smart to work in a place like this." FML

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By Shianna - 28/05/2012 22:00 - United States - Holden

Today, my son was fired from his new job, which was going to support us since I recently lost mine. His excuse was, "Conflict of interest." He was a mascot for a fast-food restaurant and refused to dance around. FML

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Sounds like a plan

By just…no - 29/09/2023 10:00

Today, I asked my son what his goals in life are. He said he doesn’t have any career goals, and the only thing he wants out of life is to play Dungeons and Dragons. I have failed as a parent. FML

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By Seriously - 15/06/2011 16:46 - United States

Today, my son's homework was to write a story about what he wants to be when he grows up. He wrote that he plans on being unemployed and living at home until we throw him out, then he'll live under a bridge. He's only 12, but already planning for a future as an unemployed bum. FML

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Serial killer vibes

By Anonymous - 18/06/2021 22:01

Today, when my son told me he wanted to work with animals, I thought he meant a vet, turns out his actual career goal was to be the guy who puts the strays to sleep at the animal control centre. He got that job and I’ve never seen him happier. What monster have I raised? FML

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Monday 8 November 2010 0:23

Maybe he wants to be a chef. No harm in that...

badbe 0

Monday 8 November 2010 0:23

What's wrong with that?

Comments

mike3775 35

Monday 8 November 2010 17:04

be glad your 16 yr old isn't going to be a father like mine is. So what if he wants to be a fry cook

hatethislife2010 0

Monday 8 November 2010 21:16

wow u should be more concerned with the fact that your teenage son idolizes a cartoon

ROFLFail 0

Tuesday 9 November 2010 1:10

Being a sponge whose bestfriend is a talking starfish, and lives in a pineapple, who wouldn't wanna be like that?

Charleezee 0

Tuesday 9 November 2010 1:11

At least he was smart enough to take the grill cooking from it and not trying to build a house out of bubbles u should be proud most kids don't know wat they want till they wasted ur money on not going to school horrible parent complaining about being a cook watch the food network those guys make $

A_black_dude 0

Tuesday 9 November 2010 3:23

I'm ready I'm ready I'm ready

Thanateros 1

Tuesday 9 November 2010 7:33

SpongeBob rules :D

ReignBeauxLord 0

Tuesday 9 November 2010 8:11

don't be an assfuck. if ur son wants to be a fry cook, let him. besides, he'll probably grow out of it or at least expand his horizon to just a regular chef.