Kids: Today, my son had a secret party. At first I was mad, then I...

By Angus - 17/09/2015 19:48 - France

Today, my son had a secret party. At first I was mad, then I had a complete and total Incredible Hulk meltdown when I realized that he had opened a bottle of very expensive whisky, originally bottled by my great great grandfather in Scotland, and used it as a mixer with fucking Pepsi. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/08/2024 08:00 - United Kingdom - Castleford

Today, my son tried my year great-grandad's 90 year-old whiskey, didn’t like it, and poured it all down the sink. When I confronted him, he confidently told me it was nasty and must have expired, so he did me a favour and poured it away and washed the bottle. I had to walk away and remind myself I love him. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2019 22:00

Today, I went into my fridge and someone had drank all the beer. Only my 8-year-old son lives with me. FML

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By don'tdrinkthat - 03/11/2013 22:27 - United States - Quincy

Today, I came home to find my 14-year-old son attempting to get drunk off aftershave. FML

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By sadmommy - 23/04/2012 22:51 - United States - Keller

Today, I discovered that last night, my son snuck downstairs at 3am, drank two glasses of my very expensive wine, threw up on his bed, and then slept in his own vomit. My son is 14. FML

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By A-64 - 08/05/2012 20:48 - Belgium - Brussels

Today, against my wishes, my son snuck out of my house to go partying. When he came home, I called him in so I could properly discipline him. While I was talking, he staggered to our fish tank, pulled open the lid, and vomited straight into it. FML

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Family values

By Anonymous - 06/10/2019 12:00 - Croatia

Today, my 11-year-old cousin walked up to me as I was enjoying a glass of wine with friends at my mother's birthday party. Thinking she wouldn't like it anyway, I let her try. The little fucker drank the entire glass in one go, adding, "Usually, daddy gives me vodka." Good to know what my family is up to. FML

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By StockedWithJuice - 06/07/2013 15:14 - United States - Austin

Today, I found out that my 16-year-old son bought a huge amount of grape juice, because he thought he could store it under his bed and wait for it to turn to wine. FML

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Time out

By nooo - 12/07/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, after a fight, my boyfriend brought me a soda that exploded when I opened it. Furious at his constant childish bullshit, I threw his ass out. Two hours later, my son confessed that he'd shaken the cans as a joke. I tried to call my boyfriend, but he'd blocked my number. FML

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Chemistry

By Anonymous - 31/03/2011 22:10 - United States

Today, while searching for the pungent odor that has been lingering in my son's bedroom, I discovered various types of juice my son has been "storing" to make wine. FML

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By diddlebuag - 27/05/2011 22:09 - United States

Today, I came home from work, only to find the babysitter passed out on the couch with a bottle of Jack Daniel's. At some point, it seems my son had taken the liberty of peeing on her while she slept. FML

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Friday 18 September 2015 9:00

As much as it won't replace the sentimental value in the slightest I would get him to pay for two or three times the value of the whiskey, and generally make his life hell for a while

nitsud82 14

Friday 18 September 2015 9:07

Bright side, no jury in the world will convict when this goes to trial for murder.

Comments

reaxion 25

Sunday 20 September 2015 14:57

Couldn't have been that good if you can't spell it correctly. Scottish whisky has no 'e'. If yours did it's not the real thing.

Nethri 4

Monday 21 September 2015 4:33

Guess you will learn to hide your stuff and discipline your kids better.

merkos 5

Tuesday 22 September 2015 17:10

Ground him until he is out of the house.

Alastrina_fml 20

Wednesday 23 September 2015 23:33

If I were the OP, I'd have to kill him. That royally sucks. =/

shavednipples 22

Thursday 24 September 2015 23:12

a lot of commenters don't seem to understand a few basic things. I don't know OP's full story, but if his/her son is old enough to throw a secret party, he's old enough to accept responsibility for his actions. it's not the parents fault. the son probably knew the whiskey was sentimental and valuable, but didn't care because he wanted to impress friends or just get drunk on anything. even if the bottle was in a locked room or something (OP didn't specify), someone at the party would have probably figured out how to pick the lock. so unless you expect every single parent to look up their booze in a combination/fingerprint safe, it is 100% the son's fault. sorry about your whiskey, OP

still_guns 16

Monday 28 September 2015 12:37

Personally, I hate all types of alcohol, so I don't care

white_night91 2

Monday 18 January 2016 10:10

Well..... time to beat the little shit

MDaemonM 14

Friday 15 July 2016 8:11

kick.his.ass to the curb AND CURB STOMP HIM WITH A CEMENT TRUCK

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Saturday 25 November 2017 16:54

Guess who’s now grounded for life and will be held financially responsible for the cost of the lost whiskey? A further punishment for him would be adjusting the cost for inflation.