Kids: Today, my son had a secret party. At first I was mad, then I...

By Angus - 17/09/2015 19:48 - France

Today, my son had a secret party. At first I was mad, then I had a complete and total Incredible Hulk meltdown when I realized that he had opened a bottle of very expensive whisky, originally bottled by my great great grandfather in Scotland, and used it as a mixer with fucking Pepsi. FML

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Same thing different taste

Dumbass

By Anonymous - 31/08/2024 08:00 - United Kingdom - Castleford

Today, my son tried my year great-grandad's 90 year-old whiskey, didn’t like it, and poured it all down the sink. When I confronted him, he confidently told me it was nasty and must have expired, so he did me a favour and poured it away and washed the bottle. I had to walk away and remind myself I love him. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2019 22:00

Today, I went into my fridge and someone had drank all the beer. Only my 8-year-old son lives with me. FML

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By don'tdrinkthat - 03/11/2013 22:27 - United States - Quincy

Today, I came home to find my 14-year-old son attempting to get drunk off aftershave. FML

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By sadmommy - 23/04/2012 22:51 - United States - Keller

Today, I discovered that last night, my son snuck downstairs at 3am, drank two glasses of my very expensive wine, threw up on his bed, and then slept in his own vomit. My son is 14. FML

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By A-64 - 08/05/2012 20:48 - Belgium - Brussels

Today, against my wishes, my son snuck out of my house to go partying. When he came home, I called him in so I could properly discipline him. While I was talking, he staggered to our fish tank, pulled open the lid, and vomited straight into it. FML

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Family values

By Anonymous - 06/10/2019 12:00 - Croatia

Today, my 11-year-old cousin walked up to me as I was enjoying a glass of wine with friends at my mother's birthday party. Thinking she wouldn't like it anyway, I let her try. The little fucker drank the entire glass in one go, adding, "Usually, daddy gives me vodka." Good to know what my family is up to. FML

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By StockedWithJuice - 06/07/2013 15:14 - United States - Austin

Today, I found out that my 16-year-old son bought a huge amount of grape juice, because he thought he could store it under his bed and wait for it to turn to wine. FML

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Time out

By nooo - 12/07/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, after a fight, my boyfriend brought me a soda that exploded when I opened it. Furious at his constant childish bullshit, I threw his ass out. Two hours later, my son confessed that he'd shaken the cans as a joke. I tried to call my boyfriend, but he'd blocked my number. FML

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Chemistry

By Anonymous - 31/03/2011 22:10 - United States

Today, while searching for the pungent odor that has been lingering in my son's bedroom, I discovered various types of juice my son has been "storing" to make wine. FML

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By diddlebuag - 27/05/2011 22:09 - United States

Today, I came home from work, only to find the babysitter passed out on the couch with a bottle of Jack Daniel's. At some point, it seems my son had taken the liberty of peeing on her while she slept. FML

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Friday 18 September 2015 9:00

As much as it won't replace the sentimental value in the slightest I would get him to pay for two or three times the value of the whiskey, and generally make his life hell for a while

nitsud82 14

Friday 18 September 2015 9:07

Bright side, no jury in the world will convict when this goes to trial for murder.

Comments

benedictjongoh 10

Saturday 19 September 2015 4:22

get a new son

drrobotnik1 18

Saturday 19 September 2015 5:19

you mean ex-son, right?

triformed 14

Saturday 19 September 2015 5:24

I hope you turned green also then grabbed his ear and peeled him like a banana.

militarybrat 21

Saturday 19 September 2015 5:29

YDI. That shit needs to be locked up.

bapbap_fml 15

Saturday 19 September 2015 6:31

Ground him and make his life hell for a few months. See if you can find a similar vintage of whiskey online and make him pay for it.

cecedarling 21

Saturday 19 September 2015 7:02

I would be spanking his ass, teen or not. And that would happen before being grounded from everything dear to him until he could legally move out.

rustybucket 24

Saturday 19 September 2015 7:52

Wow, OP. That's terrible. I'm sorry for your loss and your son's stupidity.

coatl45 11

Saturday 19 September 2015 9:49

I plan on letting my kids have some alcohol after 16 or so, as long as I'm with them. Mostly to let them get used to how it affects their bodies and learn their limits. But a small part is to teach them how to drink. I've only just turned 21, so I don't know much about drinking the good stuff or the fine wines, but I know you don't use whisky like that in a mixer. Especially not with f****** Pepsi. There needs to limits to a teens stupidity. Beat this kids a** like a drum OP, my folks did it to me when I really messed up up to age 15. This idiot needs it more than I ever did.