By Angus - 17/09/2015 19:48 - France

Today, my son had a secret party. At first I was mad, then I had a complete and total Incredible Hulk meltdown when I realized that he had opened a bottle of very expensive whisky, originally bottled by my great great grandfather in Scotland, and used it as a mixer with fucking Pepsi. FML
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Feklfekl2222 32

As much as it won't replace the sentimental value in the slightest I would get him to pay for two or three times the value of the whiskey, and generally make his life hell for a while

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nitsud82 14

Bright side, no jury in the world will convict when this goes to trial for murder.

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Vlen_fml 20

i too will not judge you harshly for killing him. I do not drink, but i know that good aged whisky can sell for ridiculous amounts of money. If he has a college fund, i suggest you spend it vigorously on a vacation and turning his room into whatever the **** you want as you kick him out of the house as soon as legally possible.

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daniel271 13

Beat his ass even if he's older then 18

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lexos 16

Please tell me that he didn't add ice.

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lysx84 24

Once a mixer is added the ice is irrelevant. :(

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crandel 11

Whiskey doesn't age after it's bottled, so if your great-great-grandfather bottled it, it probably wasn't actually worth that much, except as a novelty to collectors. The whiskey was as good then as the day it was bottled. The physical bottle probably retains most of the value as a collector's item. Also, if your son didn't realize it was an antique bottle, it suggests you probably didn't store it in a cellar, so if it was bottled 100 years ago it had probably deteriorated with age because of exposure to sunlight or humidity.

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9a_1z 12

Even if it was just matured for something like 3 years... he used it as a mixer with Pepsi. The son is an ignoramus. There was probably a reason that particular bottle had been kept and handed down the generations too, you don't do that for any old (or in this case young) whisky.

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KaidensCrow 18

how do you know that op's great great grandfather didn't make high quality whisky? op could have also kept it in a cellar. op's son was obviously a teenager and could have gone into the cellar to get it. he obviously didn't respect op enough to not throw a secret party and drink the alcohol. for all we know, ops great great grandfather was a master at making whisky and aged it for a very long time before bottling it and giving it to his child who passed it on.

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olillia 16

You do know that he could have sold that bottle for upwards of 10k right...? Look it up.

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murph_fml 21

Use Coke, for Christ's sake. Barbarian.

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moo77_fml 20

My son threw a party back when he was younger and his friends went thru some of our older alcohol bottles.. He was grounded indefinitely.. And all electrics taken off him!! I feel you pain OP .. Times a good healer

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LycanGod 27

that kid should be sooooo grounded he should never see the light of day again!!

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FFStepchild283 24

I get pissed when company that asks for some Scotch doesn't appreciate it like it should be, and that's only $70-80 Scotch. I can imagine how pissed I would get with a bottle that could be upwards of 100 years old AND bottled by family! FYL

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