By Angus - 17/09/2015 19:48 - France

Today, my son had a secret party. At first I was mad, then I had a complete and total Incredible Hulk meltdown when I realized that he had opened a bottle of very expensive whisky, originally bottled by my great great grandfather in Scotland, and used it as a mixer with fucking Pepsi. FML
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Feklfekl2222 32

As much as it won't replace the sentimental value in the slightest I would get him to pay for two or three times the value of the whiskey, and generally make his life hell for a while

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nitsud82 14

Bright side, no jury in the world will convict when this goes to trial for murder.

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golden23 10

No one would blame you If you kicked him out or dropped him off at a orphanage where you could maybe exchange him for a kid who should have a chance to experience some the finer things in life's a orphanage can't provide. Plus you would have a replacement so you wouldn't feel as bad disowning your son!

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the_real_dvd 21

Unless the whisky bottle was stored in a controlled environment (doesn't sound like it was) the cork would have long dried out. The whisky would have tasted rancid. Contrary to what most people here think, the scotch wasn't aging (it only does that while its in the barrel). This whisky was no longer valuable, except for its sentimental value. In short, your kid drank shit whiskey and you lost a family heirloom.

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Calingaladha 21

It could very well have been aged before it was bottled, and stored well. No amount of controlled environment will keep out a teenager who wants booze and can't buy it for himself.

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gizmodorner 15

even if the cork dries there are still ways to keep it from spoiling. a lot of Scottish whiskeys have a wax seal.

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captainsmegma 12

Never keep the good stuff with the cheap stuff.

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Sickofyouidiots 5

Sit your kid down and teach that lil ****** how to drink aged Scotch/Wine Etc, properly.

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Renard_fml 10

after that, make him pay for it even if it takes him 10 years

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Blusinn 13

Hulk smash!!!!! Hulk not happy.

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jenninyc1128 17

The same thing happened to my uncle with his father in law! He had bought a very expensive whisky when he married his wife and had planned to either open it on their 50 year anniversary or on his first daughter's wedding. His father in law opened it at a party and mixed it with a soda. I have never seen him so angry

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Quetzal27 12

OP this is just a bad bad bad post. I am so sorry.... I mean what a waste of good alcohol to say nothing of the sentimental value of the bottle. Make your son pay for the approximate value of the bottle or call it his "birthday gift" for the next 5 years. Again this was painful to read.

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Mooglefox 23

Kill the ungrateful kid

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kendalbear 16

How are you raising your kid, just curious. My parents weren't that strict and I'd still never dare do that shit.

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