By Anonymous - 13/11/2018 13:30

Today, a few months after my son lost a canine tooth, he went to get a replacement fitted. He came home with his other canine tooth removed and both replaced by vampire fangs. Permanent vampire fangs in his mouth, where people can see them and judge me for being a bad parent. FML
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mssileas 25

If you're first reaction is the fear of being judged by others (instead of finding out if he's really cool with this or if there's a reason for why he feels the need to undergo such a permanent change), then maybe you aren't the best parent around.

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manb91uk 22

If he's an adult it's his choice.... Get over it

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Paige Mortis 6

Your kid is awesome and you are a great parent

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BurnInDemonFire 34

Leave him be. He's fine, as long as he doesn't start biting random people on the neck.

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DraftHail614 17

Sounds like a furry in the making. Luigi says, "If It'S a FuRrY eNd ItS lIfE iN a HuRrY"

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BadAtPuns 24

Hrm, this has YDI all over it. Either he's an adult and can do whatever he pleases, because adults are their own people and not just a means of representing their sires for good or ill; OR, he's not an adult and you (or another guardian) should have gone with him when he went to get permanent dental work done.

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

Sorry guys, but you can't blame this one on Twilight - those vampires didn't even have fangs!

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BurnInDemonFire 34

True. Edward sparkled like a fairy princess bitch.

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wolfygirl626 8

no one will judge him. i have naturally pointy canines, they just make my smile cute ;)

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Paul B. Gyurcsanszky 14

Looks like everyday is Halloween!

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maroongrad 13

I'm assuming he's a legal adult as you weren't consulted by the dentist...so...shrug and go on. It's something he'll have to pay to change later when it costs him job opportunities. Or, it might be a total non-issue. Let him learn on his own. You got him to adulthood so you won anyways!

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