Kids: Today, my son's homework was to write a story about what he wants...

By Seriously - 15/06/2011 16:46 - United States

Today, my son's homework was to write a story about what he wants to be when he grows up. He wrote that he plans on being unemployed and living at home until we throw him out, then he'll live under a bridge. He's only 12, but already planning for a future as an unemployed bum. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2016 21:17 - United States - Fremont

Today, my son's teacher asked him what he wanted to be when he grew up. He put down "unemployed". FML

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By Anonymous - 11/10/2015 04:20 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, my son told me that he doesn't need to go to school because he doesn't need a job. It turns out he plans to get a life sentence in prison and live the rest of his life at the taxpayers' expense. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/07/2016 04:09

Today, I walked in on my son flopping around on the floor with a blanket wrapped around his legs. Apparently at age 22, he'd rather pretend to be a mermaid than go out and get a damn job. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/09/2015 15:48 - United States - Bedminster

Today, I got an angry call from my 7-year-old son's school. It turned out that while doing a "what I want to be when I'm older" assignment, he wrote that he wants to be an internet troll so he can make people mad and make them kill themselves. FML

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By JT - 12/04/2011 14:19 - Canada

Today, I saw my unemployed 29-year-old son, who still lives with us, reading the work section of the newspaper and prayed that he was looking for a job. He was looking for the comics. FML

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By oldmama728 - 28/04/2011 11:07

Today, I once again told my son he needed a job and a girlfriend because I simply could not keep him in my house anymore. He yelled, "No, I can do whatever I want!" Then went back to playing video games. He's 38. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/12/2014 21:14 - United States - Margate City

Today, as I was leaving home for my mall kiosk job, my dad asked me where I was off to. When I said I was going to work, he tossed an empty beer bottle to the floor, belched, and said "Bah! Get a REAL job!" He's unemployed and living in my apartment. FML

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Dreaming big

By ReyRey - 24/03/2022 12:00

Today, my son's plan is to become an entrepreneur, even though this requires having a brilliant idea worth money. This is the same guy who got fired from Subway for deliberately dropping bread on the floor so he could steal it from the bin later. I'm gonna kick him in the asscrack before the month is over, I know it. FML

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Fortress of solitude

By Anonymous - 29/08/2022 18:00

Today, my son hates people so much he's working three jobs to be able move out and pay for his own place. He got the keys today and when I asked if he was having a housewarming party, he told me he’s not giving his address out to anyone, and no one is invited, ever, not even me. FML

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Sounds like he's got it all figured out

By Anonymous - 10/04/2022 16:00

Today, my son apparently has no interest in having a life. He goes from his tiny one-bed flat to work, then back home again to play with his computer. It’s a good job, so he can afford a life, but he has no friends, never dates or goes anywhere, he even gets his shopping delivered. What can I do? FML

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WCARlover 34

Wednesday 15 June 2011 22:08

Someone's read about trolls a bit too much

kikibrowm 7

Wednesday 15 June 2011 22:09

Ambitious much? Don't worry, 12-years olds think they're simply amazing, and he probably thought it was hilarious.

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RandomPotato 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 23:27

So? What's wrong with that? My cousin wants to be a successful hobo.

ogplusog 4

Wednesday 15 June 2011 23:50

That kid's going places : ) The most successful month of my life was the one i lived in my car in... i was more social and more responsible.

lindseyluvszac 4

Wednesday 15 June 2011 23:37

In this economy, that's all you can really hope for. So actually, he's kinda an over-achiever [sarcasm]

angryoriental 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 23:58

your parenting is top notch!

stevenmx86 7

Thursday 16 June 2011 0:00

You raised him... Ydi..

sillyjb 9

Thursday 16 June 2011 0:01

sounds like another contributing member of society for us to support yes!

smartalek 2

Thursday 16 June 2011 0:04

awww)):

perdix 29

Thursday 16 June 2011 0:06

Why would I want to kick my kid out? I love her! I'm already used to supporting her, so it won't be like a burden I'm not used to. I became a dad on purpose, and I enjoy my daughter's company. Why would I want her to live in a shithole or take a job she hates just to earn enough money to live in some place nice? I'd be happy if she could do what she loves, even if she doesn't earn much and stays with me and her mom. I hope she reads this. Fathers' Day is on Sunday and I'd like a nice gift ;) ;)

mylifepwnz 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 0:12

he was probably joking...

Dcm210 19

Thursday 16 June 2011 0:12

summer school?

bubo_fml 10

Thursday 16 June 2011 0:15

Easy cure...Take him on a field trip to the county jail. Have him ask the inmates what they do to vagrants that become their cellmates...I bet he'll write a different story...