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By ulisha5 - 02/08/2013 21:54 - Bulgaria - Burgas

Today, my son told his 8-year-old sister that since she swallowed an apple seed, that a tree is going to grow in her stomach and kill her. She's inconsolable and won't believe that she'll be fine, because "they say that to all the dying people on TV". FML
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Same thing different taste

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She's pretty clever to not fall for your shenanigans

This girl is going places. Not college, but places.

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This kind of reminds me of a show the Rug Rats that I use to watch when I was little. Angelica told Chuckie that a watermelon will grow inside of him since he ate the seed by accident. Ah the good old days for cartoons. :)

You could eat an apple seed, too, to show her she'll be fine

skyeyez9 24

Maybe show her info about stomach acid? That it is strong enough to dissolve apple seeds.

Epikouros 31

Even better: show her what happens when you throw apple seeds in hydrochloric acid.

my mom and brother used to tell me the same thing and i believed it and was very careful when eatinh fruit to make sure i wouldnt swallow the seeds

Looks like Jr. needs a good grounding a spanking for that my brother did that to me and our little sister all the time

All you people thinking this kid is an idiot: SHE IS A KID. Stop being dicks. None of us went through our childhood without believ ing at least one stupid thing.

It's a good time to educate her on what a seed needs to germinate. My daughter went through a similar situation when someone told her (at age 5) she would get fat if she at anything with the word fat on it. I found this out one day when she got very upset after eating some crackers and then reading the nutrition info. She was much happier after I taught her that a body needs such things to stay healthy as long as you don't eat too much of it.

BrianaKoala 7

She mixed up which is right and which is wrong!

Have your son tell her he lied and apologize.