Kids: Today, my son told his 8-year-old sister that since she swallowed...

By ulisha5 - 02/08/2013 21:54 - Bulgaria - Burgas

Today, my son told his 8-year-old sister that since she swallowed an apple seed, that a tree is going to grow in her stomach and kill her. She's inconsolable and won't believe that she'll be fine, because "they say that to all the dying people on TV". FML

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By lawdy - 21/05/2017 20:00

Today, I told my daughter that she's going to be a big sister, because there is a baby growing in my tummy. She's been sobbing because I can't convince her that I didn't eat a baby. FML

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By mommyopps - 26/03/2016 02:14 - United States - Madison Lake

Today, I'm beginning to regret explaining death to my 3-year-old son. We were at the supermarket when he looked at an elderly woman and loudly told her "You're gonna die soon!" FML

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By anon - 09/07/2011 04:48 - Australia

Today, my daughter asked why there was an X marked on a telephone pole. I told her it meant that they were going to remove it. She started crying and saying, "They can't kill the tree!" She's 16. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/06/2015 15:58 - United States - Grand Rapids

Today, I took my 6-year-old son to visit his grandmother, as the doctors say she only has days left to live. Minutes after we arrived, he leaned in close and told her that she's going to hell. FML

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By anonymous - 21/06/2011 23:51 - Canada

Today, my mother told my little sister and me that she has breast cancer to make us feel sorry so that we would clean our rooms. She is perfectly fine. My little sister still thinks that "mommy is going to die". FML

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By Anonymous - 03/04/2017 00:00

Today, my husband told my 5-year-old daughter that if I swallowed a watermelon seed, I would get pregnant. Tonight, she dropped one in my mouth while I was asleep. FML

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By disappointed - 01/07/2016 03:31 - United States - Rockville

Today, my eldest daughter told me about the sharp pains she's been having for the past couple of days. She also told me how she thinks it's really pointy carrots trying to escape her body. She's 11, and going to middle school. FML

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By Cherrish it - 04/09/2012 04:24 - United States - Carmichael

Today, a girl told me she stopped eating cherries ever since her father choked on one when she was a kid. She later mentioned that she doesn't like to drive. I sarcastically asked, "Did your dad choke on a car too?" Nope, her two brothers died in a car accident. FML

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By dorianseiji - 11/03/2015 20:37 - France - Amiens

Today, I ate an apple. My sister then walks in dressed as a witch, and asks, "Have you seen my poisoned apple?" She was playing at Snow White, and the apple had been dipped in the toilet, the cat's food bowl and the garbage can. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2013 18:10 - United States - Miami

Today, after having recently told my 4-year-old daughter that she won't grow big and tall if she doesn't eat her veggies, she decided to pass this wisdom on to a midget that we passed in the store. FML

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slooby_fml 25

Saturday 3 August 2013 5:31

She's pretty clever to not fall for your shenanigans

ryanthecheeseguy 18

Saturday 3 August 2013 5:35

This girl is going places. Not college, but places.

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CrissyyyS2 22

Saturday 3 August 2013 9:29

Atleast she didn't fall for you guys being a ghost family and needing to go to the hospital for trying to run through a door.

iSpasticFantasti 14

Saturday 3 August 2013 9:32

Reading everyone elses comments I don't know what's worse, believing this as a kid or believing it but not being logical about it. As a kid I believed this from my own reasoning but instead of being terrified of exploding, I TRIED to grow plants in my stomach... Ah well, being weird isn't breaking news for me.

xninix_fml 36

Saturday 3 August 2013 9:33

This made me laugh.

Fluffasuars_Rawr 15

Saturday 3 August 2013 9:35

yes #54!

michelleJ11 25

Saturday 3 August 2013 10:23

You could Google it. Google makes everyone feel better.

mrsnugglefunny 10

Saturday 3 August 2013 11:17

Props to your son

jonnyscash 12

Saturday 3 August 2013 11:18

Am I the only one thinking of the rugrats episode where they convince chucks a watermelon will grow inside of him. Angelica.. What a little shit she was huh?

HoneyBadger666 7

Saturday 3 August 2013 13:23

Dude, that episode traumatized me for a bit when I was little and stupid. You do not understand how freaking meticulous I was when it came to eating watermelons without swallowing the seeds. Even after I realized my utter stupidity, I was still like, "mmm...better not..." for a while.

luc887_fml 28

Saturday 3 August 2013 12:36

Swallow an apple seed in front of her so she believes you. Just try not to die right after :)

hiholls 13

Saturday 3 August 2013 13:34

You're daughter is dumbed down by too much TV. My sisters told me the same with grapes, apples and watermelon. I always believed them for 30 minutes at most. I was also told I was adopted, never was inconsolable. You raised a spoiled brat.