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By ifyouseekmylife - 25/10/2009 15:44 - United States

Today, my son told me he lost the envelope with all the money he earned selling Cub Scout popcorn. The popcorn was delivered already, and the money needs to be turned in to the pack leader tonight. I just spent $220 on popcorn my neighbors are eating. FML

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ThereWolf 0

Sunday 25 October 2009 19:40

Why haven't YOU been keeping up with the money FOR your Cub Scout-aged son?

rosierosierosie 0

Sunday 25 October 2009 19:40

sell your son to pay for it

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stellasue11 38

Wednesday 28 September 2016 6:28

that sucks!

kevinsagirl2323 8

Wednesday 11 October 2017 7:36

I don't know how old your kid is but not a smart move letting him have control of the money. ydi

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