By Spooderman - 04/02/2016 02:04 - United States

Today, my son wanted to be Spiderman. He found the biggest spider he could outside and let it bite his hand. He's staying overnight in the hospital. FML
I agree, your life sucks 25 819
You deserved it 2 484

Same thing different taste

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There's no future in superheroes these days, he should aim to be a web designer.

I think he missed the part about it needing to be radioactive.

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thats really sweet, he wanted to be just like spider man, luckly its just a night in the hospital. hope he gets better soon and can start climb up building soon after this recovery go junior SP!

sunny354wi 8

How old is he? Please tell me you neutered him!

It's good to hear that he'll be OK op. Luckily you don't live in Australia. One of the biggest spiders he could've found here is also the world's most venomous.

Whoever asked if they live in Australia, it says they live in United States.

That is proof of why Batman is better than Spiderman. You don't need to risk disease by being bit by a spider, you just need your parents killed in front of you at a young age and tons of $$$

Thank god that you guys are not in Australia

ouijacorn 9

Maybe he won't be a superhero, but he's got the makings of a great arachnothologist.