By Spooderman - 04/02/2016 02:04 - United States

Today, my son wanted to be Spiderman. He found the biggest spider he could outside and let it bite his hand. He's staying overnight in the hospital. FML
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Same thing different taste

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There's no future in superheroes these days, he should aim to be a web designer.

I think he missed the part about it needing to be radioactive.

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What Trump has to do with anything here?

Nothing, some people just let politics ruin their lives.

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it was at this moment that your son had his childhood ruined forever

thats a bad ass kid you got there. guide him away from being a psycho and he'll push through anything lol.. even as little kids they should be afraid of pain.. that's awesome lol

That was the first thing I thought, whew he's not in Australia he's going to live.

Umm I suppose you could say that's dedication... Kinda like when kids believe they can fly and jump from up high. Luckily he's fine though that could've ended worse.

Yeah...I'd keep him away from other superhero origin stories. Or else his next destination would be a nuclear power plant. :(

I don't know about the US, but choosing the biggest spider would be beneficial in Australia, the tiny ones are the most dangerous!

Are you Australian? If not, leave it to the psychos who willingly live there. And this is coming from an American.

Are you Australian? If not, leave it to the psychos who willingly live there. And this is coming from an American.

No word of a lie, I wanted to be spiderman as a kid. Mary Jane? Nah, spiderman. But I have the biggest fear of spiders. Your son is very brave. I hope he gets better soon! :)