Kids: Today, my son, who seems to think that he is a "gangsta" despite...

By Anonymous - 28/08/2012 04:29 - Canada - Montreal

Today, my son, who seems to think that he is a "gangsta" despite being a white boy from the suburbs, cried because I accidentally burned his grilled cheese. He's 28. FML

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By SadDad - 22/09/2012 18:11 - United States - Alexandria

Today, I came home to find my eight-year-old son had basically set fire to the kitchen, after trying to practice some kind of stupid shit he'd seen on TV called "fire bending." FML

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By Jen - 26/11/2018 07:30 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, my son decided he wanted roasted marshmallows. It would've been fine, except he put the entire bag into the oven I had preheating for pizza and caught it on fire. FML

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I'm a rebel, mom!

By SheenaL - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my son is going through a rebellious phase. He's taken to wearing leather and chains, listening to death metal music all day in his room alone, and screaming at me in public places. He was fired from his part-time job for swearing at customers. My son is 29 years old. FML

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By sally - 04/11/2018 12:00

Today, my son watched some ridiculous Japanese cartoon about shokugeki cooking and is convinced he's the greatest cook ever by copying what happens in the show. He set fire to my frying pan, panicked, and dumped it in the ceramic sink, which cracked from the heat and flooded my kitchen. FML

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By burned - 03/02/2015 20:45

Today, I found out that my 4-year-old son is truly convinced that I am a ghost. He also thinks that I died from burning, "because of your face". FML

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By Anonymous - 27/06/2014 21:15 - Canada - London

Today, my son got a beating. Apparently, he went to a club, waited until he saw a couple of girls pulling a duckface for a photo, then rushed over and threw pieces of bread at them. Their boyfriends, not too surprisingly, didn't appreciate this. I had to drive the idiot home from the hospital. FML

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Fire hasard

By Anonymous - 26/12/2015 18:23 - United States - Ridge

Today, I had to take my son to the ER after he badly messed up trying to light his farts on fire. FML

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By eenkoekje - 13/05/2011 07:20

Today, I was called by my son's school to pick him up. Apparently, he snorted baking soda, crushed aspirin, and flour because he thought it was coke. Where did I go wrong raising this twerp? FML

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By Pimpleeater - 20/12/2011 07:45 - New Zealand

Today, I found out that, when mad at us, my son picks the tops off his shoulder-pimples and sprinkles them in our food. FML

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Too many cooks, etc.

By hazyshadows - 18/03/2020 17:02 - United States - Edmond

Today, I tried to make a grilled cheese sandwich for myself, but as soon as I started, my mom rushed into the kitchen and criticized me for making it "wrong". She then made the sandwich for me. It tasted significantly worse than when I make them. FML

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br0ccoli 14

Tuesday 28 August 2012 11:43

Son: "You be grillin my cheese all wrong, yo. Get out my face, bizniych. *cries*. Imma make this shit myself..*phone rings*...Oh hello, mr. Hildebrandt, yes I will be at the office on Tuesday *hangs up*....pshh that boy be tripping...**** we're out of red kooilaid. Oh heyyl noo. No koolaid?!?! *cries*"

ScottieJo 8

Tuesday 28 August 2012 11:37

lol. I actually have passionate hate for those white boy "gangsta". Or "wiggers" as they sometimes call themselves.

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RedPillSucks 31

Tuesday 28 August 2012 14:38

he just a grill cheek racist. you forced him to eat dark bread when he only wants white bread. but you know once you go black.... you... you ... you love cheddar...

183933 6

Tuesday 28 August 2012 14:51

28 and apparently still living at home. You have a over achiever on your hands I can tell.

Calingaladha 21

Tuesday 28 August 2012 15:16

You can't just go around burnin' a homey's grilled cheese. Do you know how hard it be to find a ho that can cook? No, but in all seriousness...what a pansy.

blahblahblah5_x 13

Tuesday 28 August 2012 15:27

Anyone who tries to be 'gangster' at over age 14 is just pitiful

Airhead3333 0

Tuesday 28 August 2012 17:42

What if they actually are...and not trying? There's alot of gangs out there and there's not many 14 year olds to go along with them.

mkenzielee 0

Tuesday 28 August 2012 15:38

Tell him to get up and make his own damn grilled cheese then. & while he's at it hand him a newspaper and tell him to start looking for a new place to sleep...