By Anonymous - 28/08/2012 04:29 - Canada - Montreal

Today, my son, who seems to think that he is a "gangsta" despite being a white boy from the suburbs, cried because I accidentally burned his grilled cheese. He's 28. FML
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br0ccoli 14

Son: "You be grillin my cheese all wrong, yo. Get out my face, bizniych. *cries*. Imma make this shit myself..*phone rings*...Oh hello, mr. Hildebrandt, yes I will be at the office on Tuesday *hangs up*....pshh that boy be tripping...**** we're out of red kooilaid. Oh heyyl noo. No koolaid?!?! *cries*"

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ScottieJo 8

lol. I actually have passionate hate for those white boy "gangsta". Or "wiggers" as they sometimes call themselves.

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viper8608 9

I tell you what. its time to push the bird from the nest and hope he can fly.

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zandalee 19

Yep. 28; way too old to be at home crying over Mummy burning the cheese on toast.

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movealongnow 1

Finally someone said it! Kick him out of your house and stop cooking for his failure to launch self!

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mfischer 17

I don't know if anyone can realistically hope that he can fly after this incident. Kick him out of the nest, hope that he doesn't break his neck, and then hope walking will be enough to get him through life.

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brianjman14 22

The only shit wiggers can talk is on FaceBook.

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jay2121 3

Or if they outnumber you about 4:1, because they're *******.

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pokefan813 16

I got outnumbered 9:1 once. People suck...

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Ozuru 11

^ reminds me of a quote I saw: 9 out of 10 participants enjoy gang rape.

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the_derps 4

rape jokes aren't funny.

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calbiasso 12

Ermagersh we have the same iPhone case virtual hi five!

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LuckyLynx7732 5

Wow I really hope he isn't living with you.

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RigPig 3

People like this make me wish Darwin was still around.

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jetsown08 21

Why? It's not like Darwin executed the unfit and idiots when he was alive...

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Crazberry 5

19- That's a great image lol. Imagine him morphing into the half-ape/half-Darwin creature and doing that exact thing :P

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RigPig 3

19- look up his theory of natural selection. Even better yet, do it before making yourself look like an idiot. Derp.

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Crazberry 5

46- His theories are still around. We don't need the person who created them to come and explain them to us. Not that he would anyway, upon seeing this discussion...

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Crazberry 5

49- Yeah well at least one of us is :)

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RigPig 3

The quality of insight in this thread is incredible. Obviously I didn't mean that Darwin was enforcing selection himself. It's an expression, as in this kid should, by established anthropological theory, not have survived to 28. Such as the Darwin awards, awarded to noteworthy dipshits; Charles Darwin doesn't hand these out himself, does he?

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ManInTheMachine 19

RigPig: I feel as though I should tell you that you are still making absolutely no sense. God knows I tried to understand your comment, but I don't. Based on your last comment though, what you probably meant to say was: "Looks like Darwin was hibernating during this one's childhood." Or "It looks like natural selection is dead." Either would've sufficed, but you over-complicated it. Better luck next time, yeah?

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Axipiter 24

And the Darwin award goes to... RigPig. Congratulations! Please come up to the podium to accept your extinction.

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spacemanspiff78 7

Why the shit is B Rad living with you at 28? Time to cut the cord before you're responsible for a Jersey Shore addition.

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Torres92 1

Why are you making him grilled cheese at his age?

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Crazberry 5

Because she's his mother and she'll never be rid of the instinct to take care of him?

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SystemofaBlink41 27

41- yes but being such a little bitch about burning his grilled cheese, I'd be like "Make your own goddamn sandwiches!"... Cause seriously, how hard can it be to go look for two slices of bread and a slice of cheese and do it yourself...

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jasmine1259 2

I agree, I don't know why you got thumbed down. That BOY needs to learn to make his own sandwich if he's gonna cry like a bitch cause his mommy made it wrong.

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supportcommand 17

I think you should drop him off at a H.A. Club house. See how gangsta he really is.

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Crazberry 5

Hell's Angels aren't "gangstas" though... They're "businessmen".

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supportcommand 17

My apologies. Didn't mean to categorize them as a gang. I know that they are businessman I swear. Please don't snitch on me.

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Mayshod 3

Sounds like you did a great job as a parent to prepare him to be an adult. Congrats. Next time make him cook his own damn grilled cheese.

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eternal7 6

He's so gangsta he doesn't do tattooed tears. He goes for the real thing. Holla.

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nevershoutkendal_fml 10

Does the race really matter? But I giggled at the grilled cheese thing. I hate wannabe gangsters more than anything.

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TheDrifter 23

True. This FML is just as funny picturing him as Carleton from Fresh Prince of Bel Aire

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