By PrettyScared - 29/07/2013 15:07 - United States - Matthews

Today, my step-brother said to me, "If we weren't related I would fuck you so hard." Mom says I should "be grateful for such a nice compliment." FML
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Welshite 39

Boundaries exist for a reason. You need to set both him and your mom straight.

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Morgiepoooh9822 17

But you aren't related..? I'd watch out op!

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chosha_fml 26

Kind of disturbing how many people think, 'I'd **** you so hard' is a straight out compliment. It's really NOT like saying, 'you're hot,' especially from someone who knows they don't already have your consent.

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marcranger 28

Not to mention "I'd **** (you, me, whoever) so hard" makes me think of Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs. That piles on the creep factor.

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JaydenFaithx3 8

damnn, that's weird but hey at least you know someone will right?(:

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mfmylifesrsly 29

I'm not sure what's more creepy. OPs story or when my mom told me "You know, if your dad want your dad, he'd wanna **** you." .__.

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kate1805 11

Thats actually horrible... Much sympathy OP !

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shinshoku13 19

If hes your step brother, how are you related? Unless your mom or dad married your aunt or uncle >.> so its all good, you can be with each other :D

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subwaysurfers 13

#124- That's disgusting. The FML is disgusting and they're not even blood related. So yours is worse. Good luck and be careful.

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gAt_d 26

They have a saying in eastern Ky. that goes, "why go to the mall, when you can go down the hall"

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