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By teach - 14/11/2010 07:31 - United States

Today, my teacher turned around from the blackboard and screamed, "Stop chewing your gum like a cow!" That wasn't so bad.--The bad part was when she realized it was me, she apologized saying, " I am sorry. You are not really a cow. I don't want to traumatize you; you're just overweight." FML

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By gumchuck - 05/02/2015 21:03 - United States - Marshall

Today, in an effort to avoid my school's strict no-gum policy as my teacher made a b-line to me, I swallowed it. By the time the teacher reached me, the gum was on my desk, as well as my breakfast, thanks to my overactive gag reflex. FML

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By anonymous - 21/04/2009 05:42 - United States

Today, I told my morbidly obese teacher that he had mustard on his chin. He tried to wipe it off and I said without thinking "No, your other chin." FML

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By anonymous - 25/11/2014 03:25 - United States - Roanoke

Today, I was in a good mood for once, but my professor looked at me and said, "I don't know what you ate for breakfast but you're really annoying today." FML

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By WTFruits - 29/05/2013 18:29 - Canada - Kitchener

Today, my math teacher raged at a student for eating an apple in class. As he yelled at the student, he slapped the apple out of his hand and right into my face. Everyone laughed, including the teacher. FML

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By stupidteacher - 05/07/2016 15:02 - China - Guiyang

Today, I gave a presentation in class. I felt pretty good about it, until afterwards when I was told I lost points for communication because I'd been chewing gum. I wasn't, I just have a speech impediment. FML

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By mcadabax - 05/11/2011 11:06 - Canada

Today, during my friend's group's science project presentation, the teacher yelled at me, "Stop making stupid faces at the presenters!" I was smiling. FML

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By wheezy - 03/12/2013 17:28 - United States - Bay Springs

Today, while giving speech in class, I choked on my own spit and had a coughing fit while everyone stared at me intently. When I finally regained my composure, my teacher told me my time was up and to sit down. I hadn't even got finished the first paragraph. FML

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By Chubby - 02/11/2009 20:39 - Belgium

Today, I was babysitting a really annoying kid who wouldn't listen to me, and threw his food through the kitchen, so I punished him. When his mother came home he ran to her and said, "Mommy, mommy, it's not true what you told me, fat people are NOT nice!" FML

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By lemonchips - 12/10/2015 21:28 - Norway

Today, in class I was teaching 6 year olds about the difference between short and tall, and I asked them how they could see that I was shorter than the other teacher. One of them raised their hand and said it was because I'm fatter. FML

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0opsie 6

Sunday 14 November 2010 16:41

YDI for chewing your gum like a cow. That's really annoying to everyone else who's too polite to say anything.

Mesocoollike 8

Sunday 14 November 2010 16:32

It's horrible, but really funny...

Comments

ADL8 0

Saturday 9 April 2011 19:49

you can report her and she can get fired for humiliating a student, lol fat asssss!!!!

5t3ff1k4h 44

Saturday 9 April 2011 21:19

Way to make her feel better, asshole. Maybe she can't help her weight. Maybe she isn't really overweight at all.

Helpfulsolution1 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 7:58

I could only imagine what you wanted to say back to her. Tell her that you can lose weight but she cant lose ugly!! Just joking, I know how hard it can be to lose weight. This is what helped me humblebeginningsin2cash2.com. Hope this helps.

PulselCie 3

Thursday 16 June 2011 5:05

YDI. :D

SovietRei 5

Sunday 7 August 2011 20:37

I want your teacher. Seriously, people around me in class chew like ******* cows and none of the teachers do shit about it.

ryanbeast 7

Monday 15 August 2011 23:12

that's not right or legal. you need to report your teacher

fogrunner 13

Wednesday 19 October 2011 17:17

People who can't chew gum with their ******* MOUTHS SHUT... must have really tiny mouths?!?!?!??!?! AAAAAAAAAARGH

jdawg2010 0

Thursday 22 December 2011 18:12

79 you're a complete idiot. Some people are actually born with under active thighroids and so their body doesn't burn calories/fat very easily, or the way it should. So now, douchebag, sometimes they CAN'T help it.