By teach - 14/11/2010 07:31 - United States

Today, my teacher turned around from the blackboard and screamed, "Stop chewing your gum like a cow!" That wasn't so bad.--The bad part was when she realized it was me, she apologized saying, " I am sorry. You are not really a cow. I don't want to traumatize you; you're just overweight." FML
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0opsie 6

YDI for chewing your gum like a cow. That's really annoying to everyone else who's too polite to say anything.

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yummycupcakegirl 0

Well shes the cow not you! I bet she's gonna get fired.

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foxre28 0

I HATE people who chew like they are choking on gum. Jeez.

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cdatribe23 0

well ydi for chewing like a cow haha

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suprmidgt 0

you were obviously smacking with tour mouth open weight aside it makes people look and sound like slobs. don't do that it's gross

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romanje 0

you should report that teacher, that was unappropriate. I hope this isn't high school

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Judus_beej 0

she was just trying to tell you that you should be chewing cud not gum. it's ok op common mistake.

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allmidnighteyes 10

I don't hate you because you're fat... You're fat because I hate you.

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Dengon_zombie 0

A5555 lmfao if that happened to me I would be in gym now loosing weight ... U should try some

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sordanjymes 6

OH MY GOD! Doesn't anybody know how to spell losing??!?!!!?

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