By Anonymous - 25/04/2014 21:21 - United States - Marlboro

Today, my teenage daughter tried to convince me that the UK is a part of Canada. After I pulled out a map to prove her wrong, she got all angry and defensive, and said that nobody's perfect at "geometry". My daughter is an idiot. FML
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Same thing different taste

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DrownedMyFish 18

Idiots are not exclusive to America.

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Maybe she was referring to the fact that the queen of Great Britain also rules Canada but the geometry is of course a bit stupid but what is really stupid is that her parent obviously isn't very encouraging ....

Actually, technically, your kid is right. All Canadian citizens are subjects of the British crown. Can't help with the Geometry/Geography derp...

Canada actually is part of the UK. Just saying.

So..where have you been, gene? I don't think I'd ever call my daughter an idiot, granted she's just two, now, but I can't imagine being on sites, saying she's "full retard"; your genetics, your daughter: your responsibility, your uncompromising love and concern. (Gandhi quote here)

She is right about the geometry though XD

The apple doesn't fall far from the tree, teach her don't mock her you poor excuse for a parent.

asm9296 3

Canada is technically a commonwealth of the UK. So she is partly correct.