By Anonymous - 25/04/2014 21:21 - United States - Marlboro

Today, my teenage daughter tried to convince me that the UK is a part of Canada. After I pulled out a map to prove her wrong, she got all angry and defensive, and said that nobody's perfect at "geometry". My daughter is an idiot. FML
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DrownedMyFish 18

Idiots are not exclusive to America.

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Dontalktome 9

This has got to be the nightmare of all parents... The moment they realise they raised an idiot.

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artymisscat 2

Well....If this was 1867 she wouldn't be wrong.

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sanecatlady 13

Americans think we're British, British people think we're American. "Are you American, you called your mother Mom?", "Are you British, you spelled colour with a U?". It never ends...

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ItsATwinThing 9

British people don't think you're American, we just think you sound American because we aren't accustomed to differentiating the accent. it sounds a bit American to us, an quite poorly we make the assumption that a Canadian person is American.

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allison12197 23

Did you drink while you were pregnant with her...

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mattorama 15

Who raised this super genius? Takes an idiot to know (raise) an idiot.

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Dinonick 15

Can I just say im 17 and I didnt need my parents to tell me the UK and Canada were different countries? I just had to look at a map for 20 seconds when I was 10. You guys really need to stop blaming parents for everything. Why dont you blame adult fmls on parents?

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PippaButtertubs 15

I used to think Germany was in Asia and the Koreas were in Europe. Learned my lesson freshman year.

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maggiefox 25

Hey there is an upside to this... You won't have to pay for college! :D

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plantedrabbit3 16

I'm pretty bad at geometry, but i know the difference between the study of shapes and the study of the earth

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