By Ixi_the_pixie - 06/01/2012 16:16 - United States

Today, my therapist told me, "I'm sorry, but I'm not qualified to handle your level of instability." FML
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drawmesunshine 17

And how does that make you feel?

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DocBastard 38

"Thank you for calling DocBastard's Mental Health Line. If you have OCD, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, have someone else press 2. If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, and 5. If you are schizophrenic, the voice will tell you what to press. If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you need and we will find you."

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flockz 19

what if i have herpes?

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deadxmau5 6

I've heard this some where before.... Possibly the voice in my head. Back to my rock

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Margemander 4

oh damn, I used to have the number you could call for that. It was hilarious. Thanks, Doc.

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TinyGiant 4

There's different types of therapy and different skill/experience levels. Don't take it too badly, at least they're honest

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ForeverUnemplyed 0

Delete your account already-_-

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MsMel 0

MrMisfits or whatever the eff u call yourself..i think your done.

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KiddNYC1O 20

Must be Jill Taylor.

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shrekus 0

Did it leave you numb and drooling everywhere?

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MGMTT 2

So get a new one, one that can handle you. Problem solved.

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farhil 14

Is that when you had the frog stapled to your face? I wonder if anybody even remembers this... I don't really expect them to

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