By laxie - 27/10/2009 00:42 - United States

Today, my three-year-old decided to dump the entire contents of her cereal box onto the kitchen floor because she was looking for a "prize." The only prize we found was a huge dead cockroach, which she promptly stuck in her mouth. FML
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perdix 29

You need to take that back to the store. Clearly, you should be getting a LIVE, huge cockroach! What fun for a child is a dead one? She should have to run it down, capture it, kill it while enjoying it's little roachy screams and then eat it. No wonder kids are so soft, fat and lazy these days, we taking all the joy out of childhood by giving them cereal will pre-killed roaches. Thanks for making Texas proud.

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tinuelena 0

**** HER life! lol :) Gross, though. Did she spit it out or did you have to fish it out of her mouth?

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caZper 4

you'll get the prize after u get the cash from the cereal company after suing them

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DocHolliday_fml 0

Don't tell me, let me guess: Oooh, I know, you're a professional housekeeper. slob. pig.

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Degrassiluv 0

sue the company. wow some of these comments are so stupid.

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droplets 0

The guys are going to like her when she's older..,she doesn't question what she sticks in her mouth.

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darkangel47 0

FYL? its not your mouth. f her life is a batter suggestion

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Kedy11 0

OMG!!!! A dead cockroach fell out of a newly opened box of kellogs frosted flakes a few years back on me! My cereal relationship has since been destroyed! I still always check.

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