Health: Today, my throat is really swollen so I can only drink liquid.... - FML

By icegirl38 - 03/03/2010 15:09 - Iceland

Today, my throat is really swollen so I can only drink liquid. I noticed home-made ice-lollies in the freezer and had one. It tasted funny. Turns out my little brother had peed in one of those ice-lolly box and put it in the freezer. FML

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icegirl38 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 21:38

Snick, i'm sorry my grammar isn't perfect but I live in Iceland so i'm not used to the language. And yeah, I couldn't smell it because I have a cold! :(

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MrMaD_fml 2

Wednesday 3 March 2010 20:08

slip one in his mt dew

Person1233 12

Wednesday 3 March 2010 20:07

"That's not lemonade," moment.

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randomgirlm 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 0:12

How LOVELY!

bishoprsv2 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 0:22

LEAVE SNICKS ALONE!!!! SHE'S JUST A HUMAN!!!! Wow, that was cheesy. Funny, but cheesy.

Kurai_tenshi 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 0:48

.......why?......

ski_backwards 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 2:47

W T F is an ice-lolly

ChairForce 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 3:25

I don't know for sure, but I think that's what they call a popsicle in Iceland.

cady2 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 2:54

this fml pisses me off for the sole purpose that you said "lolli" twice. ydi.

MiaLoves 8

Saturday 27 August 2011 19:50

you didn't even spell it right. and that is what they call ice pops or Popsicles in Iceland. which is where the OP is from.

abacus203 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 3:30

another reason that it's great to be the youngest in the family

SLIPKNOT_795 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 4:12

best fml i've seen yet :)

trumpetGIRL12345 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 4:39

LMAO but siriously you should get him back with the same thing so you pee in an "ice lolley" tray and freeze it and give it to the little punk

tjigga 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 4:55

too bad it would be unbearable and you wouldn't just think it tasted funny you'd prob be puking

jc420 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 5:04

YDI for calling it an ice-lolly

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