Kids: Today, my turtle, who had a little portion of the garden all...

By Grindyloo - 05/05/2012 10:06

Today, my turtle, who had a little portion of the garden all to herself, died. My 5-year-old nephew wanted to "be like Mario" by jumping on her. FML

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By dukebluedevils13 - 05/08/2011 01:47 - United States

Today, my 5 year old fish died. As I was flushing him, he started swimming again. FML

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By Nikki - 03/08/2009 13:26 - United States

Today, I was babysitting my little cousin when we decided to go outside and have a "treasure hunt" in the backyard. The first thing we found? The bones of her pet dog who had passed away four years ago. FML

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RIP little guy

By Anonymous - 10/12/2014 19:58 - United States - Murfreesboro

Today, my pet bunny died. My little sister is distraught and practically suicidal, because apparently she playfully pointed a wand at it a few days ago and said, "Avada kedavra!" She's absolutely convinced that she killed it. FML

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By RestlessDiesel - 18/04/2016 14:40 - United States - Hudson

Today, I pulled off the road to help a turtle cross it. Before I could get out of my car a dump truck ran over the turtle, splattering my car with turtle guts and bits of shell. FML

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By deadfish - 03/10/2009 16:28 - United States

Today, my 9 year-old little sister is coming back to town with the rest of my family. She specifically asked me to feed her fish. I totally forgot until she called me 10 minutes ago to tell me she was on her way home and couldn't wait to see her fishie. He's dead. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/06/2009 17:17 - United States

Today, my girlfriend dumped me and left me with the responsibility of the turtle that I never wanted but she insisted we buy "together." A little bit of research has revealed that Andre will live for "at least 30 years." FML

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By GlueAndCarrots - 20/08/2015 02:38 - Canada - Markham

Today, I told my daughter that we're going to the beach. Today, my daughter also tried to dig up our deceased dog that we buried in our back yard last week so it can come along. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/08/2013 00:04 - United States - Reno

Today, after swimming in the pool, I went into the shower. Little did I know that my niece was hiding in there. She excitedly yelled "I saw your boobs!" Now my nephew won't stop crying because he didn't get to see them as well. FML

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By Lifes_a_bust - 08/08/2010 16:22 - United States

Today, my cat died. But, before he could bite the dust, he left a goodbye present on my bed: a decapitated baby rabbit. FML

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By Kate - 05/04/2019 22:00 - United States - Exton

Today, my dog showed me her latest kill. Too bad it was the stuffed animals my dead grandmother had given me as a child that had a lot of sentimental value to me. FML

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Saturday 5 May 2012 16:08

Be like a flower and chuck fire at her

BoW2Me 0

Saturday 5 May 2012 16:11

Actually, it didn't die. It escaped in time and left another turtle in its place, for it was a ninja. And a mutant. And a teenager.

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UnicornInSpace 6

Sunday 6 May 2012 0:25

omg, I think I just peed myself

skyeyez9 24

Sunday 6 May 2012 0:53

I hope his parents beat ass and buy you another female turtle.

RendarSelin 5

Sunday 6 May 2012 1:11

Reminds me of the drunk guy that threw his hamster in a hamster ball and yelled "I choose you Pikachu!" RIP poor turtle...

ilovefall10 21

Sunday 6 May 2012 1:59

I am oddly reminded of that one Robot Chicken sketch. The one where Mario and Luigi are in GTA. And Mario steps on a little girl's turtle. But seriously, I like turtles man. So I feel for you.

lemonarm 18

Sunday 6 May 2012 2:00

Poor little guy, same thing happened to me except it was my 15 year old ex boyfriend.

shizzlemonkeys 5

Sunday 6 May 2012 2:15

awww. cute

thetoxiclion 4

Sunday 6 May 2012 2:17

.....You did slap him, Right?

vbmg152 18

Sunday 6 May 2012 2:52

Your nephew needs his ass beat! Mark my words, you'll be going to see him in prison! Most likely on death row! People like that become serial killers!

FandJ76 1

Sunday 6 May 2012 3:01

I just asked my four year old (just turned four 3 months ago) if there was a turtle walking on the ground would she jump on it. Her response, "Nooooo!" so I asked why is it bad to jump on a turtle like Mario and she got mad and said "because it will DIE! Mario not real". I gave her a hug and told her I was proud of her. My four year old knows better.... I hope this little boy felt bad when he saw the consequences of his actions. Poor turtle :(