By Lisaa918 - 10/06/2009 14:49 - United States

Today, my two year old daughter was playing in the kitchen. I went to go have a look and she was pretend cooking. When I asked what she was making she said "look mommy, chocolate!" and stuck her finger in my mouth. It wasn't chocolate. FML
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Same thing different taste

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I just threw up in my mouth a little bit...anyone who says YDI is foolish

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dinosaursmoo 0

Stfu #32, how could he deserve his DAUGHTER sticking poop in his mouth? It's not like he was all good with it. If he were, then he most likely wouldn't have posted it on FML.

dinosaursmoo 0

#34 jizzes in his pants when he licks poo.

YDI imo, for leaving your 2 year old alone in the kitchen that long. I mean, they probably shouldn't be unsupervised anywhere that long at that age, but you left them alone in a room with a stove, microwave, and sharp knives. Yeah, YDI

jessicabruce 0

#25 it seems you're stooping to my level, so I guess we'll just have to be pals. PS- trolling is fun ^_^

Look, baby! You're adopted!!!! Come with me to meet your REAL parents!!!! That's disgusting. FYL to the max.