By Lisaa918 - 10/06/2009 14:49 - United States

Today, my two year old daughter was playing in the kitchen. I went to go have a look and she was pretend cooking. When I asked what she was making she said "look mommy, chocolate!" and stuck her finger in my mouth. It wasn't chocolate. FML
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dmmd8686 0

I just threw up in my mouth a little bit...anyone who says YDI is foolish

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mobius8 0

59 - It's not much of a conclusion. Kid was alone in the kitchen long enough to do that. Kid could have done all those things in that time. At two, that's just bad parenting. And how do you know I haven't been 60?

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absurdliaisons 0

Mobius: Conclusion, noun, The last main division of a discourse, usually containing a summing up of the points and a statement of opinion or decisions reached. Damn. You're right. You weren't taking facts and summing up the points... oh wait.

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lisafannypack 0

#6: well in that case, if your mom took your advice and didn't have kids, you wouldn't be here today...

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Mc09toofine 0

well.. .did u notice any weird smells??? like, wouldn't u detect it's poo as soon as you walk in the open area it's in?? oh and if you eat feces usually, you get diarrhea and a whole bunch of nasty side effects

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Mc09toofine 0

well.. .did u notice any weird smells??? like, wouldn't u detect it's poo as soon as you walk in the open area it's in?? oh and if you eat feces usually, you get diarrhea and a whole bunch of nasty side effects

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mobius8 0

A jumped to conclusion then, 65, assumption, whatever. I thought that was pretty obvious given what it was a response too. Nice that that's the only thing you can disagree with. I'll assume you know I'm right and are too cut to just admit it, so decided to make an irrelevant point about the wrong use of a word.

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absurdliaisons 0

Mobius: I'm avoiding your so-called "point" altogether, honestly. This will be the second time I've said that I'd like to leave that alone. Is this how you approach debates? With as little information as possible? Or did I miss it and you're really Uri Geller and you know EXACTLY what happened in that house?

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