Animals: Today, my vegan boyfriend told me that if he were forced to kill... - FML

By Abendigo77 - 14/01/2013 04:49 - United States - Healdsburg

Today, my vegan boyfriend told me that if he were forced to kill either his cat or me, he'd kill me because he "would never kill an animal." FML

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By Anonymous - 14/12/2014 01:14 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, my vegan girlfriend openly admitted that she'd let me die if she had to choose between saving my life or an animal's. She actually seemed confused as to why that upset me. FML

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By itsellie27 - 30/08/2013 14:44 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my boyfriend told me that he would leave me if I didn't seek help for my eating disorder. The eating disorder in question? Vegetarianism. FML

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Is this dude a puma?

By Anonymous - 04/04/2020 02:00

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. Why? Because I became a vegetarian. Apparently, he doesn't believe in "not eating meat." FML

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By blondetergent - 20/06/2011 08:12 - Singapore

Today, I told my girlfriend that I'm a vegan. She replied, "So, you're allergic to meat?" FML

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Ingredients check

By Anonymous - 22/06/2021 18:00

Today, my boyfriend told me the sauce he made for our dinner that was meat-based, trying to show me how nice meat is and stop me being a weirdo vegan. The reason I’m vegan is because my digestive system can’t handle animal protein. I’m writing this from the bathroom, vomiting myself to death. FML

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By secret meat - 21/06/2014 02:04 - United States - Framingham

Today, after being a vegetarian for 5 years, I found out that my boyfriend of 2 years has secretly been feeding me meat. His reason is that he thinks it's "funny" that I still call myself a vegetarian afterwards. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/02/2010 08:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend informed me that in the event of a zombie apocalypse, he'd kill me before I got infected. FML

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Disloyal!

By saywhat - 26/11/2010 03:28 - United States

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house for dinner with his family. His mom cooked up a steak dinner, except that I'm a vegan, but trying to be a good girlfriend, I forced it down. Upon his mother finding out I was a vegan, she called me "disloyal to my beliefs." FML

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By Z…… - 08/08/2023 06:00

Today, my boyfriend spent half his paycheck on gourmet steaks, bacon, and all sorts of other meat. When I reminded him we were trying to go meatless to help the planet, he said, "Yeah, I'm done with that. The planet can burn." We'd only been vegan three days. FML

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Dumbest Ultimatum Ever

By NeverGonnaHappen - 19/05/2019 12:30

Today, my boyfriend told me I had to get rid of my cats, or he would leave. He punched a hole in my wall when I told him I chose the cats. FML

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LegendaryJacob7 7

Monday 14 January 2013 9:10

But humans are animals. No?

BRLHP 24

Monday 14 January 2013 9:09

I wonder what his choice would be if it was his life or the cats.

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Kalipczo 21

Monday 14 January 2013 13:14

Well technically humans are animals so...

Sam_Dchi 23

Monday 14 January 2013 13:43

He's got his priorities right. smh

Chewiebhz 15

Monday 14 January 2013 13:51

Drop his vegan ass

suprabuddha 10

Monday 14 January 2013 13:55

So typical of a certain phenotype

pmnilsen 2

Monday 14 January 2013 14:00

Dump the moron

pedinhuh 23

Monday 14 January 2013 14:10

Well, you're dating a Vegan so you can expect such awnser...

obviousboy 8

Monday 14 January 2013 14:12

You're definitely both animals.

sioux4 17

Monday 14 January 2013 14:12

Humans are technically animals though...

DanielleinDC 33

Monday 14 January 2013 14:17

Let me guess: You asked him this stupid "gotcha" question trying to provoke or trick him into making some possibly anti-vegan sentiment and didn't like the answer. You don't respect him or his choices, so you want to "catch" him and use that as ammo against all vegans. Maybe you shouldn't ask stupid questions like this, OP. YDI.

jem970 19

Monday 14 January 2013 18:16

Thats an awfully big assumption... you know what they say about assuming #91....

KiwiDreamweaver 8

Sunday 20 January 2013 6:53

91, you seem a little defensive. And it doesn't seem like it's for the animals.

xmaximusx 12

Monday 14 January 2013 14:18

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Today, and for months now, the meds that stop me from killing myself have killed my sex drive. My boyfriend, being stressed at work, initially assured me that his was also non existent and not to worry. I found out he's been wanking every day and hiding it from me so I don't feel bad. Now I know, I feel fucking awful. FML

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Today, after spending a week defending my marriage to everyone, I found out my husband has an addiction I never knew about. Hookers. FML

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Today, there is a huge lump on my neck. I thought it was a boil, but it didn't seem to hurt at all, nor was it bothersome. It wasn't until my mom pointed out its existence and size one too many times that I started to feel uncomfortable, and now suddenly I can't sleep at all. FML

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Today, my son and I attended the funeral of a family friend. It went as well as any funeral could, up until the point that my apparently drunk son tried to grope the widow. I came an inch away from causing my son to need his own funeral. FML

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