By Abendigo77 - 14/01/2013 04:49 - United States - Healdsburg

Today, my vegan boyfriend told me that if he were forced to kill either his cat or me, he'd kill me because he "would never kill an animal." FML
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BRLHP 24

I wonder what his choice would be if it was his life or the cats.

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DeadxManxWalking 27

But humans are animals

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Epikouros 31

Maybe you should remind him that his cat kills mice and birds for fun.

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Nitr0_fml 3

I'm fairly certain she meant girlfriend, if not... On behalf of men everywhere we ask the he relinquish his manhood!

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kwyk 23

I'm fairly sure dignity and respect are more relevant to man-hood than killing animals.

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kwyk 23

Unless, of course, you happen to live in an African village where you're required to kill a lion with a spear to qualify for manhood. Something makes me think this is unlikely though.

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pipinya 8

Leave him for the cats. Starts conspiracy

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MissAmz 7

I'm a veggo and id kill an animal. This guy is a retard.. A human's life is far more precious than an animal's.

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Mademoiselle_fml 34

Wait, so you're a vegetarian and you'd kill an animal? So you'd kill it, but you wouldn't eat it? I think that's even worse than being an omnivore. At least we aren't wasteful assholes.

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interesting33 36

I think they meant they would kill the animal if it was to save the human's life - not on a regular basis. :P

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Pyapi 20

Actually, a human's life is equal to an animal's because a human IS an animal. Is it really so hard to understand that? And no, it doesn't take a vegetarian or vegan to think like that. I'm neither but I still believe animal life is precious, which is why I am against killing animals for no reason instead of actual necessities such as food.

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MikeFoxtrot01594 11

So you object to the killing of cockroaches, yes?

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Pyapi 20

Actually, I don't like killing them at all. If they're out on the streets I don't kill them intentionally. If they are in my house, I try to get them out. If they pose a danger to me, though, I kill them - such as snakes, tarantulas, and other animals which are poisonous. I value animal life but I also value my own.

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Amandakal18 9

That's...comforting....

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interesting33 36

hopefully he will never be in that situation - just never go somewhere where you are actually in danger of being attacked by an animal he might have to kill to save you. :) So don't go looking at wildlife in dangerous places?

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apureflame 2

I wonder how u two raise this topic. It's like who u will save if ur mother and I drop into the river simutaneously.

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Old_Iron_Sides 6

Just tell him that, as a human, you are an animal too! If he still doesn't believe you, bite him for good measure!

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ThatAss 14

Atleast his not calling you an animal ?!? Lol

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