By ihateveganism - 22/08/2012 04:19 - United States - Barrington

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Today, my vegan girlfriend refused to give me a blowjob because, apparently, blowjobs aren't vegan. FML
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Brenda37 13

She was afraid your junk was too meaty. Take it as a compliment.

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MisterMichael 9

Just dip your junk into green dye...problem solved

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_TheAtheist_ 10

My advice to you, OP. Every woman has her price. Does she want money? Commitment? Jewelry? Find out what she wants, and give it to her. A ******* will not be far off.

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hotmamma55 0

dude, if that was the case then you wouldn't be able to have sex with her either because either way you are still inside her. so my conclusion from this is that she just doesn't want to give you a *******.

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hotmamma55 0

i guess you couldn't have sex with her either because either way you are still inside her with your so-called "meat". so my conclusion is that she just doesn't want to give you one.

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redskin51 2

That's what you get for dating a vegan

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sludgegirl9319 5

Lol wow. Refuse to go down on her and say you're only following her vegan ways by refusing to eat tacos.

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ManiPaul 6

You deserve it got saying such an imbecile, please don't reproduce

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