By ihateveganism - 22/08/2012 04:19 - United States - Barrington

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Today, my vegan girlfriend refused to give me a blowjob because, apparently, blowjobs aren't vegan. FML
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Brenda37 13

She was afraid your junk was too meaty. Take it as a compliment.

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MisterMichael 9

Just dip your junk into green dye...problem solved

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XxEP1CFAC3xX 4

Hahaha I love your username XD and I guess she just dosent like eating meat, if you know what I mean....

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Here4theshow 17

That's meat. Have some respect OP!

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Wishez 12

If god wanted us to be vegetarian/vegan, he would have made broccoli more fun to shoot at! (Back me up on this one, fellow hunters!)

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TopiaryOwl 18

If you think it's 'fun' to take the life of another animal you're a different level of ****** up. Much love.

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dog2856710 0

perv! it's nasty! b lucky u even have a girlfriend. treat a girl right. big deal she didn't give u head! god I hate ppl like u! and all I you are supporting this!! wtf!

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julz91 3

Life's too short to deal with those shit, move to the next one...

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EricJ 3

I've been a vegan for over ten years. It's about animal rights. There is no prohibition against oral sex in veganism. She just doesn't want to give you oral sex. If she weren't a vegan, then she'd be making another excuse.

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the_true_batman 10

I hate people who pull stuff like that. If that was honestly her reason, then she's an idiot. If the reason was something else, she should be more open and honest.

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