By ihateveganism - 22/08/2012 04:19 - United States - Barrington

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Today, my vegan girlfriend refused to give me a blowjob because, apparently, blowjobs aren't vegan. FML
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Brenda37 13

She was afraid your junk was too meaty. Take it as a compliment.

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MisterMichael 9

Just dip your junk into green dye...problem solved

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boycrazy30007 12

You deserve it for expecting one. It's degrading for you to expect her to do that.

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Dilwann 27

I agree that she has the right to refuse, just like he has the right to refuse going down on her. Nevertheless, it's not fun to hear and an obvious excuse.

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Zachthejoker 10

Vegans can't eat anything that has a face.

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bjf10 22

Clearly the OP's girlfriend doesn't understand the concept of "consent"...

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medichick 5

Tell her since she doesn't eat meat, she needs the protein.

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ladybuglet 22

Don't you know semen is an animal by product? That's why she won't do it. Silly vegans!

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noisebox 1

Tell her it's valuable protein she needs

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noisebox 1

Your the kind of girl every guy wants to marry because you'll take care of your man it's sounds like ( add me to the long line up)

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greenpixi 10

I actually asked a vegan before and they said semen is vegan because it is willingly given by the person producing it. That's me, asking the tough questions.

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