By ihateveganism - 22/08/2012 04:19 - United States - Barrington

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Today, my vegan girlfriend refused to give me a blowjob because, apparently, blowjobs aren't vegan. FML
I agree, your life sucks 41 306
You deserved it 10 012

Same thing different taste

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She was afraid your junk was too meaty. Take it as a compliment.

Just dip your junk into green dye...problem solved

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I'm a vegan. I'm a girl. And yeah, your girlfriend's excuse is bullshit.

That's the entire reason she's vegan...

Nah ******** are vegan, swallowing however is not

I might be confused, but as far as I know vegans do not consume anything that might come from animales (meat, eggs, milk products, etc), or some of its ingrediants contains animals or have been tested on animals. They don't use anything that are made of wool, leather or feathers. In short, nothing that contains anything that were part of animals. The whole idea is related to the respect of animal life, related to the idea that they have the right to live, the right to not be tortured or killed, they are not ours to use or exploit, that's the main point of veganism. Now, explain me how a ******* has anything to do with animals' rights??? Or I'm too wrong about veganism, or this gal had no idea about what she's into when becoming a vegan.

Yeah they sometimes refer to that thang as "meat", as in beating same. I guess the soup that is expelled isn't vegetable.

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When one won't another will. Cut your losses, and move on.

It on the reason why she's vegan. If she's vegan because she doesn't like to torture animals then tell her that you're torturing that animal by not. by her beliefs she's actually obligated to do it then.