Miscellaneous: Today, my wallet got stolen. I don't have a photo ID to get a...

By Dixienornous - 03/06/2016 11:05 - United States - Rohnert Park

Today, my wallet got stolen. I don't have a photo ID to get a temporary debit card, and since I don't have a debit card, I can't go to the DMV to get a new license. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 142

You deserved it 1 168

Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By pissedandpoor - 15/04/2016 17:50 - United States - Meadville

Today, my wallet got stolen. I had a bunch of cash, my SS card and my license in it. Now I have to replace everything, only to have to renew my license again when I turn 21 in June. FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 995

You deserved it 2 961

By angry - 28/06/2009 21:05 - United States

Today, I went to go get a new ID because my wallet was stolen, which had my social security card in it as well. I found out that to get your ID you have to have your social security card, and to get your social security card, you need your ID. FML

I agree, your life sucks 58 088

You deserved it 8 687

Losing streak

By Anonymous - 24/11/2010 07:10 - United States

Today, I went to the bank to get a temporary debit card, since I lost my wallet a week ago. On my drive across the street from the bank to the DMV, a car slammed into mine at the intersection, nearly totaling my car. The movie theater I went to last week just called and said they'd found my wallet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 718

You deserved it 3 599

By Again - 25/07/2015 16:55 - United States - Pell City

Today, I received my replacement debit card in the mail after losing my previous one. I've already lost my new one. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 718

You deserved it 30 215

By starstruck - 20/11/2009 09:36 - France

Today, I misplaced my wallet. Fortunately, I knew exactly where it was. Unfortunately, I had just taken out the only form of picture ID that morning. I couldn't stop the finders from laughing as they saw my fake celebrity entertainment ID while I tried to convince them it was actually my wallet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 368

You deserved it 18 058

DMV blues

By HellisLikeTheDMV - 13/07/2012 15:19 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I finally went to the DMV to replace my lost license. After waiting for almost two hours, I casually rummaged through my purse. Something strange inside the lining caught my eye. It was my license. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 694

You deserved it 27 291

By Busted - 31/12/2009 20:52 - Mexico

Today, I canceled my ATM card, because it had been lost. Then I found it. Then I found out I can't reactivate it, because I asked for a replacement card. I'm from CA, and I'm in Mexico with only 20 bucks. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 245

You deserved it 8 594

Feed me!

By Anonymous - 30/06/2021 08:01 - Luxembourg - Luxembourg

Today, my Visa card randomly stopped working. I have no other way of getting money or paying for anything. I was going to buy next week's food tomorrow, but I guess I'll just starve instead. FML

I agree, your life sucks 804

You deserved it 187

By life_suxxx - 06/12/2009 07:43 - United States

Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. Several hours later I realize that I can't find my wallet. After looking all over my house and then the store parking lot, I had my credit cards cancelled. On the drive home, I feel something under me. It was my wallet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 333

You deserved it 33 562

By fml_seriouslyfml - 07/06/2009 01:11 - United States

Today, I left my wallet on top of my car when I filled up with gas. I drove away and didn't realize it until I got home. I went back and found it on the side of the road. Empty of my credit cards, pictures and checks. All that was left was my driver's license. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 593

You deserved it 43 438

totallynotemily 25

Friday 3 June 2016 15:59

I hope you at least got to freeze your bank account

walker9879 25

Friday 3 June 2016 16:24

I wonder how you figured out that pattern?

Comments

healthcarechick 9

Saturday 4 June 2016 7:17

So sorry. Anyone that says you deserved this is a prick!!!

kaitieloo 22

Saturday 4 June 2016 8:30

I lost my drivers license and debit card at a 5K one year. I was able to use my passport (which I had thankfully gotten the month before) to get my debit card (also nice because my bank prints them on the spot) and then was able to get my new drivers license. Turns out someone found my stuff and messaged me on Facebook but I didn't see it because Facebook moved that to some special hidden folder. I got them back a year later. xD

minagiv 11

Saturday 4 June 2016 14:08

If you have a debit card, you have a bank account. Go to the bank and withdraw the cash to get a new license. Duh.

graydonsimmons 6

Saturday 4 June 2016 15:05

Do you not have a passport?

LavenderCrow 12

Saturday 4 June 2016 15:32

Do you have a friend or family member that is willing to loan you the money to get an ID?

Cpl_Levi 19

Saturday 4 June 2016 15:47

Step one: borrow money from a friend to get a new license from the dmv. Step two: use said license to get the temporary debit card. Step three: pay friend back with aforementioned debit card.

Reaperbunni 4

Saturday 4 June 2016 21:04

If you have any other forms of id such as a passport or your birth certificate you should be ok to get a new debit card. Otherwise bring in any bank statements for that account/mail or bills with your name and address and your social insurance number and you can probably get it back.

nournahas 18

Sunday 5 June 2016 0:31

Goodluck with that

Jonjon554 16

Sunday 5 June 2016 0:36

You realize you can use your birth certificate/social security card. You only need 2 forms of identification. Same thing happened to me, only I lost mine. I just brought my SS card and birth certificate. If you don't have/lost those, then you have bigger problems.