By Anonymous - 12/12/2011 03:33 - United States

Today, my wife and I had a huge fight. I was getting ready to go to sleep on the couch when she came downstairs and grabbed a very large metal spoon. I'm afraid to go to sleep. FML
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WCARlover 34

OP and wife fought OP went downstairs to couch OP's wife grabbed spoon Spoon can be used to hurt people OP afraid

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SilentTreatment 7

Well since OP isn't sleeping in the same bed with her, she probably wanted something to spoon with! :P

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Goobian 3

lol looks like something I would do. Grab a spoon that is. Not to actually use it but just to freak the other person out.

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jabfinch 9

You Look like you could do damage without a spoon.

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batman_516 9

Why is it always the guy who sleeps on the couch? Equality my ass.

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Enslaved 36

Why is it that a guy can fall asleep at the drop of a hat? Me? I can't sleep if I've been in an argument hours later! Lol

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rubberduckie94 13

my husband and i our both so stubborn niether of us ever sleep on the couch. i dont care how mad we get at each other. we both refuse to give up comfort cause one or the other is acting like a bastard/bitch.

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boardforlife 0

**** girls and their power struggle I hope one day shit goes back to how it's supposed to be... Males on top females not even noticed unless we want the pussy

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AliceIsCurious 6

She's probably going to use said spoon to cook up a fatty shot of heroin...that's what I would do if I was ticked off!

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FYLDeep 25

She's going to scoop you out.

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IndigoAcrylic 9

"SPANKYY TIME, HONEYY >;D Ooh you've been a naughtyy naughty boy! Nghhhh uhh yaaa WHOPWHOPWHOP!"

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ibitehard 9

Ohmigawd. I LOVE you

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diana199418 0

Haha wow yur weird. (that's a good thing) ;D

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lizzieislovely 11

Oooh dear. Always be afraid when a woman picks up a spoon.

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mdtdnb 7

She'll be down later after you're asleep to grab a tub of ice cream!

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Ozone1232 5

Protect your eyes and watch your back. For they may be gouged out.

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midnightmoonster 2

She's just going to spoon herself. Don't worry too much, OP!

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ramboman19 8

Why is it always the husband that gets the damn couch?!

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