Intimacy: Today, my wife and I watched a documentary film about a kid living...

By Weezylover - 26/05/2009 08:24 - United Kingdom

Today, my wife and I watched a documentary film about a kid living with severe asthma. In one scene, the kid has a severe asthma attack, and is rushed to hospital. My wife started laughing hysterically at this and after apologising, goes "it's just he sounded exactly like you in bed." FML

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By Ekh0es - 11/04/2021 15:30 - United States - Garfield

Today, I was giving a friend a neck rub when she started to breathe heavily. I figured she was getting into it, so I started kissing her neck. She then turned around and said, "Tell my roommate I'm having an asthma attack." FML

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By Noname - 10/03/2009 09:56 - United States

Today, I was giving a friend a neck rub, when she started to breathe heavily. So I figured she was getting into it, so I started kissing her neck, she then turns around and says "Tell my room mate I'm having an asthma attack." FML

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By Anonymous - 31/08/2013 20:52 - Norway - Nesoddtangen

Today, I had an asthma attack while in bed with my boyfriend. He interrupted my desperate coughing only to tell me to shut up. He then rolled over to go back to sleep. FML

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By Panek - 07/10/2021 23:01

Today, I had a panic attack because my wife yelped at me. What did I say that made her yell? I told her that I had just been diagnosed with a panic disorder that's triggered by people yelling at me. FML

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Fit as a fiddle

By Anonymous - 09/07/2018 20:30

Today, I, a man in his 40s, had to be taken to the hospital because I was laughing so hard at an old Disney movie that my diaphragm went into spasms. I stopped breathing and passed out for a few minutes, and my son had to call an ambulance. FML

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By anonomys - 05/09/2011 19:19 - Canada

Today, my husband compared me to his parents' dog. Why? Because when I sleep, I fart and scare myself awake. Just like his parents' dog. FML

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By asthma_attacker - 14/11/2009 18:38 - United States

Today, I asked a girl I like out. She ended up having an asthma attack because she was laughing so hard. I guess that's a no. FML

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Bad parenting

By Anonymous - 19/06/2024 21:00

Today, we got back from our second honeymoon and went to pick the kids up from my mom's. Surprisingly, they were both sat quietly watching TV. Half jokingly, I asked my mom what her secret was. Without even a guilty pause she told me, "Benadryl for chesty coughs in their juice. You're welcome." FML

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Happy together

By Anonymous - 05/07/2023 02:00

Today, I finally reached the age where me just being alive annoys my wife. She asked me during a movie if I “have to breathe like that because it’s so damn annoying.” FML

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Freaked out

By allergyface - 16/12/2009 03:34 - Canada

Today, I was talking to my parents when all of a sudden my dad started freaking out and asking my mom how I got this really bad allergy on my face. My mom just laughed, and then I had to explain to him that it was just my acne. The worst part is that he was dead serious the whole time. FML

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Tuesday 26 May 2009 20:04

im a big fan of people who write first when they weren't even first haha good work #2

bitterpill1 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 20:07

wow #2 go to hell we can all see that your NOT 1st... and even if you were no one gives a ****. hahahahhahahaha YDI for climaxing like an asthma attack

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marlux 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 21:44

talk about her in-securities, revenge!!!

bananaapplepie 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 21:48

idiot u cant even spell APOLOGIZE right! it is spelled with a "z" not an "s"

bxrv43 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 21:54

#5- I don't think that's what the OP's wife means by "In Bed" Fail.

sparda4355 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 21:55

That's a compliment to your wife’s abilities... and who cares! They've proven sex is 75% more pleasurable for both partners when natural responses aren't held back! On a side note 78% of all statistics are made up on the spot (including this one)... Have a good day! :)

fuckzombies 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 21:57

Cmon dude we dont want to know about that. Huuh Huuhh Huuuhhuhh

poolshark 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 21:57

#34- DO NOT start another British English vs. American English spelling war. They are almost as annoying as your awesome comment. z=USA spelling s=outside of USA spelling

msstress 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 21:59

XD this made my day. Thats all I have to say about it.

Manda777 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 22:02

wowwww #5 FAILS!!!! 5, if that's what you thought of, you need to get out more.

katie_bby 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 22:07

lmfao, maybe you need a humidifier going during sex.

ohhhhshizzz 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 22:17

#34: "idiot u cant even spell APOLOGIZE right! it is spelled with a "z" not an "s"" We realize that, IN AMERICA, but in ENGLAND it is spelled with an s you ******* idiot. Now stfu, before someone comes & **** slaps you to hell. OP: Rofl, ha you should buy an inhaler before any vigorous work out; that does include masturbation.