By Anonymous - 30/08/2013 21:05 - United States - Utica

Today, my wife appropriated our savings to finance her crazy, midlife crisis idea of designing and marketing Cheez Whiz dildos. FML
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Schizomaniac 24

No funny/clever comment this time. This is just ****** up. Your wife needs help.

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Nyx_fml 23

Come on, OP. Let your wife follow her cheesy dreams. There must be lots of cheese lovers who love cheese so much that they would date it and **** it.

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AnimeGirl1 10

Her idea is very cheesy, not too sharp or cheddar(clever) :)

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BradTheBrony 19

If you need to explain it, it doesn't work. If it doesn't work, don't go for it.

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Wiz_Of_Oz 17

There is definitely a niche in the ***** market waiting for something like this to fit it.

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gentrysu 10

I am so entertained right now.

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dravvy 7

So she's making larger Cheetos basically, only more durable.

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ClashParody 21

... I will never look at Cheetos the same ...

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olpally 32

What a freak... Good lord :/

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fieldhockeygal97 19

This is one of the weirdest and most ****** up FMLs I've ever read...

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Axel5238 29

If this is serious, have you considered having your wife see a psychiatrist? I mean mid life crisis is one thing, but making ****** out of cheeze wiz is something else. Either this is a joke or your wife has taken leave of her senses.

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Anonomusturd 9

Man, in these strange times we live in, it just might work...

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WingedApollo 12

I hope she takes this opportunity to call them Cheese Dicks.

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