By Anonymous - 30/08/2013 21:05 - United States - Utica

Today, my wife appropriated our savings to finance her crazy, midlife crisis idea of designing and marketing Cheez Whiz dildos. FML
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Schizomaniac 24

No funny/clever comment this time. This is just ****** up. Your wife needs help.

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Nyx_fml 23

Come on, OP. Let your wife follow her cheesy dreams. There must be lots of cheese lovers who love cheese so much that they would date it and **** it.

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cosicosei 22

What happened to the "our" part of this decision?

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perdix 29

I think you're the crazy one for not recognizing your wife's obvious genius! May you have heady times with your cheesy wealth!

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chuka81 27

She has one of the better mid life crisis

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Poetaster 10

Where can I buy one!!!!????

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ghil15 8

well gudluck i hope youll get your saving back if not kick her ass!

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Xatraris 38

Now there's the answer, domestic violence. Go all Chris Brown on that sandwich makin' specimen! Well, cheese whiz ***** makin' I guess.

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worldclassrager 39

Oh good lord...do you eat them afterwords or something... But seriously...it's an idea...and (probably not) it could take off but dreams can become realities...and you never know she can be on to something...

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NiteShayd 10

I am also confused. Maybe it'll 'whiz' cheese after you use it?

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