By Anonymous - 30/08/2013 21:05 - United States - Utica

Today, my wife appropriated our savings to finance her crazy, midlife crisis idea of designing and marketing Cheez Whiz dildos. FML
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Schizomaniac 24

No funny/clever comment this time. This is just ****** up. Your wife needs help.

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Nyx_fml 23

Come on, OP. Let your wife follow her cheesy dreams. There must be lots of cheese lovers who love cheese so much that they would date it and **** it.

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BFons 19

I would totally buy one of those if I were a woman.

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kasmol 16

I want hear more about these ******. Are they ****** that you create from an aerosol can...like aerosol insulation? Are they cheese flavored ******? Could they be ****** colored to look like cheese wiz? Or is this just an excuse to slip a cheese wiz can into her coochie?

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Inhuman87 4

This is a man that asks all the right questions.

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cgd825 11

I see 1 end you get pleasure from it and the other you can use to ********** with

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babeababe 16

Maybe if you get a little down and dirty with her, and lick some Cheeze Whiz off her, it'll get it out of her system.

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snazzily 2

that would go great with my wheat thins fleshlight

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askingandy 23

Do you mean literal cheese? Like, a ***** that squirts cheese after awhile of use? Because that'd be disgusting.

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