By Anonymous - 30/08/2013 21:05 - United States - Utica

Today, my wife appropriated our savings to finance her crazy, midlife crisis idea of designing and marketing Cheez Whiz dildos. FML
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Schizomaniac 24

No funny/clever comment this time. This is just ****** up. Your wife needs help.

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Nyx_fml 23

Come on, OP. Let your wife follow her cheesy dreams. There must be lots of cheese lovers who love cheese so much that they would date it and **** it.

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bobak_can_ani 7

find out who put that idea into her head. middle aged housewives are good targets for scams

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bayliebug 14

I hope OP comments and explains to us the full design for these things. I just don't understand how those two products could work together...

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wobbley 9

Nobody want a cheesy dick so can someone please explain to me why you would want a cheesy *****?

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BauerMegan 31

What the actual **** is wrong with her!?

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ViviMage 38

I can't imagine the yeast infection a Cheez Wiz ***** would make. It's not even decent cheese to eat. .....yuck!

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monnanon 13

does she perhaps have a friend who works for Canestan? i kind of see what she is getting at but who would want cheeze in their ****** or from a canister that tastes like ******. no doubt there is a niche market somewhere in the fetish world.

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aarrgh 3

Shelf stable food product inside a ***** that would shoot all over her face!?! Genius! Where do I get one? More important... Where do I get a kinky wife like that? She's full of win!

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Emiler98 11

I have a friend who's obsessed with cheese. So there might be other people like her out there

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