By Korisite - 30/10/2011 05:31 - United States

Spicy
Today, my wife caught me masturbating to porn. She screamed at me and asked why I would be masturbating when I had her to have sex with. So I asked if she wanted to have sex, she said no. FML
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gunmania0 12

Does no one else think its sort of the wife's fault? You may try and disagree and say that the op is a bad person for watching ****, but he was just a guy that wasnt getting any from his gal.

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corabroc 6

Thats the reason right there!!!!

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kaikai234 4

Probably cause she knew you were now only horny from the **** I would have too! How unsexy for her!

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rosssl 2

maybe i'm just weird, but it really turns me on when i see a guy **********

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kezzamumma 3

Yep she is upset by it it's her own fault for not having sex with him straight away pfft

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KingCeltic77 18

Her answer might be different if she didn't catch you watching ****.

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HowDoYouFeel 3

probably because she just caught you touching yourself ya dipshit

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