Intimacy: Today, my wife caught me masturbating to porn. She screamed at... - FML

By Korisite - 30/10/2011 05:31 - United States

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Today, my wife caught me masturbating to porn. She screamed at me and asked why I would be masturbating when I had her to have sex with. So I asked if she wanted to have sex, she said no. FML

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Rejection erection

By paidback - 25/12/2009 01:10 - United States

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Today, I rejected my wife for sex. She then started to masturbate next to me. I got an erection. She then rejected me for sex. FML

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So frustrating!

By Anonymous - 17/09/2024 05:00 - United States

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Today, I caught my husband masturbating to porn. I screamed at him and demanded to know why he was masturbating when he has a wife to have sex with. He said, "Because you always reject me?" I was about to yell back when I realized he was right. I'm a terrible wife. FML

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How could you?

By Anon - 25/07/2022 06:00

Today, after screaming at me this morning, my wife has been giving me the silent treatment. We're trying to get pregnant, but she caught me masturbating, or "reducing my sperm count on purpose" as she called it. I just wanted some harmless fun with some porn, since getting pregnant has made actual sex a chore. FML

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Caught red-handed

By Anonymous - 20/05/2020 17:00

Today, my husband walked in on me while I was masturbating and watching porn (yes women do it too). Now he thinks I’m unsatisfied with him or our sex life. All I wanted was a quick release. FML

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So frustrating!

By Marvin-jones - 02/03/2023 02:00

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Today, my wife accused me of using her for sex. I'd only just admitted to her two days ago that I've been struggling to get it up to try and perform, after a hospital stay and a month of almost no sexual contact. FML

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Self-service

By Steve - 13/06/2012 21:30 - United States - Lake Charles

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Today, I walked in on my wife masturbating. Naturally, I asked her if she needed some help. She replied, "Nah, I've got this." FML

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By Anonymous - 11/11/2014 15:37 - United States

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Today, my wife slapped me for touching her boobs during sex. FML

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By notsohandy - 03/01/2014 22:08 - Denmark - Hadsten

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Today, I woke up to my girlfriend masturbating beside me. I asked if she needed a hand. She called me a pervert and now won't speak to me. FML

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How very dare you?

By Anonymous - 04/05/2021 02:01

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Today, I caught my wife trying to give herself oral sex. It was sexy and also kinda funny, so I offered to do it to her properly. She got explosively mad for some reason and actually threw me out. I’m writing this from my brother's spare room, wondering where I went wrong. FML

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Confusion is Sex

By Anonymous - 18/08/2021 18:01

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Today, I was giving my wife a massage. That led to some very intense and passionate love making, and she told me that has been the best sex we’ve had. Next thing I know, she's upset and yelling at me about how massages always lead to sex. She was asking for it. Literally. FML

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Deathhound 27

Sunday 30 October 2011 11:58

Why did she say it then?

gunmania0 12

Sunday 30 October 2011 12:11

Does no one else think its sort of the wife's fault? You may try and disagree and say that the op is a bad person for watching ****, but he was just a guy that wasnt getting any from his gal.

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corabroc 6

Monday 12 March 2012 16:24

Thats the reason right there!!!!

kaikai234 4

Friday 16 March 2012 2:51

Probably cause she knew you were now only horny from the **** I would have too! How unsexy for her!

rosssl 2

Friday 16 March 2012 8:06

maybe i'm just weird, but it really turns me on when i see a guy **********

todster8 7

Thursday 28 June 2012 9:24

What a bitch

todster8 7

Thursday 28 June 2012 9:25

Edit

manimal98 5

Friday 14 September 2012 8:16

Well screw her then!!!

kezzamumma 3

Wednesday 10 October 2012 16:09

You guys are ******, or not ;)

kezzamumma 3

Wednesday 10 October 2012 16:11

Yep she is upset by it it's her own fault for not having sex with him straight away pfft

DarthVader77 9

Thursday 6 December 2012 2:55

Tell her to put up or to shut up. :)

KingCeltic77 18

Monday 25 February 2013 14:03

Her answer might be different if she didn't catch you watching ****.

HowDoYouFeel 3

Monday 24 June 2013 21:07

probably because she just caught you touching yourself ya dipshit

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