Health: Today, my wife, daughter, and I get to spend the next 4 hours...

By Username - 16/07/2010 04:17 - France

Today, my wife, daughter, and I get to spend the next 4 hours in the ER. Why? Because we're all throwing up at the same time. At least it counts as a family activity. FML

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By shroooms - 28/07/2011 20:37 - Slovenia

Today, my entire family, myself included, has been turned into a collective diarrhea fountain after going out to eat. We only have one bathroom. FML

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By AW - 10/01/2011 12:48

Today, my husband and I are both suffering from food poisoning. He has horrible, raging, rank smelling, explosive diarrhea; I am vomiting every 15 minutes. We have one bathroom. FML

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By laurwitharawr - 06/10/2009 12:08 - United States

Today, my daughter was feeling sick. She threw up on the floor. As I was cleaning up her vomit, she threw up on my head. Twice. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2012 17:12 - United States - Houston

Today, I came down with food poisoning of some sort. After hours of scrambling to the toilet to vomit and empty my bowels, my three-year-old daughter got fed up and is now trying to potty-train me. FML

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Today, I had to spend a few hours in a hospital with a toddler and a preschooler projecting vomit all over, because my husband thinks "expiration dates are for pussies." FML

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By amandapurple - 22/02/2009 19:02 - United States

Today, I finally won an ongoing battle with my family to go to a restaurant I like, rather than a restaurant I hate with a passion. Now I'm throwing up, and my back is killing me. I'm the only one who got food poisoning. FML

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By Will - 21/02/2010 05:05 - France

Today, I had food poisoning. I spent all day on the can. I also had a bucket to throw up into at the same time. I was sick out of both ends, at the same time. FML

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By cheaterscheat - 29/07/2012 01:21 - United States - Saint James

Today, I went to the hospital due to extreme sickness. My boyfriend saw this as an opportune time to take another girl out since I was "otherwise preoccupied." FML

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By Anonymous - 07/01/2011 08:03 - United States

Today, I got diarrhea while on a trip with my daughters. At our third stop, I had to sit in the stall listening to my 5 year-old informing everyone who came in that "mommy is stopping at EVERY bathroom to poop." FML

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By espylone - 17/12/2011 15:42 - France

Today, my five-year-old daughter told me she was going to throw up. I told her to rush to the bathroom. I followed her a few seconds later, only to find her sitting on the toilet and vomiting onto the floor. FML

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unfortunate_13 5

Friday 16 July 2010 12:22

this FML reminds me of a family guy episode :)

Stumblebum30 5

Friday 16 July 2010 12:57

Not sure that required a trip to the ER. it was more than likely food poisoning and it will pass. obviously OP felt well enough to post on FML.

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justsayfuck 5

Friday 16 July 2010 15:40

So you were all throwing up at the same time, then you went to the ER and now you have to stay there for 4 hours. But you feel well enough to write this FML. I don't get it, I always thought the ER was for like.. emergencies?

radkelsie24 0

Friday 16 July 2010 15:49

wow, gayyy!

maverick21703 0

Friday 16 July 2010 16:09

you know what they say: The family that barfs together stays together. Hope you got some pictures for the family scrapbook.

bluebladez 0

Friday 16 July 2010 16:33

family time!!!!!!! lol sounds like food poision

Lairdstar 0

Friday 16 July 2010 16:37

Nasty!! Atleast Its Family Bonding!

polarbare 0

Friday 16 July 2010 17:01

Why go to the ER? you're just throwing up... sissy

sk8trzero53 0

Friday 16 July 2010 17:27

haha nice 6

mari10 2

Friday 16 July 2010 20:26

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Friday 16 July 2010 21:12

I don't even want to think about that car ride. O.O

Jadian 4

Friday 16 July 2010 22:15

No wonder healthcare prices and ER waits are through the roof. Unless you were puking blood or severely dehydrated, you could have gotten that taken care of at a regular walk-in clinic or urgent care center.