By guest - 01/04/2011 21:33 - United States

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Today, my wife decided that to help her stop smoking, she's also giving up the things that make her crave a cigarette. Sex is one of them. FML
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Happygofucky 0

Don't worry, once the stress from not smoking kicks in she will be begging you for a release. Have fun!

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Woodsy007 0

wow. seriously? it's all about you. I'm so sorry your wife is trying to extend her life and a fantastic thing like quitting smoking. but oh no, it SUCKS being you because your just going to die without sex. boohoo.

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nikki9tails 3

If I ever quit smoking sex would be my next big addiction just wait and see Op :)

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1234USMC 0

just cheat on her that always works

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Xpensive 0

wow gonna be spending alot of time alone lol

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killedmyteacher 0

everyone here is a heartless bitch. your wife is trying to quit smoking, so help her, not bitch and whine and moan cause you can't have an ****** tonight you little ******* sex addict. oh ****** no!!! I can't have sex! big deal, marriage isn't about sex and bj's it's about a love and passion for one another. instead of being a **** Nazi, get a heart and figure out what you can do to help your wife. or let her divorce you once she figures out that all you want is her sex and other wise you don't give a **** about her. and then at least she could find someone who cares. And all you heartless assholes out there that think it's ok to be like him, go hang yourself by your tiny little beiber sized weener. care about your future and kids and friends while you can before you get stolen by the devil and burn in he'll for the rest of your life!

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ShrukiantheMad 0

Reality check kid, God doesn't exist. If you still belive in him, Santa doesn't either. And the word you are looking for would be "you" just sayin'.

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porkbun707 0

it's probably because your Johnny is so small lol

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TomFeltonFan 0

what about miss bunny and her macaroni? hmmmmm? I wonder.. >.>

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NickyB3293 7

sucks for you! shes doin a good thig for herself

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kaykay9080 5

right! so what you have to give up sex, you're a ****** up dude.

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