Intimacy: Today, my wife decided to check her email, while I was still...

By Anonymous - 09/06/2013 05:01 - United States

Today, my wife decided to check her email, while I was still inside her. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2010 19:18 - United States

Today, my wife started checking her email on her Blackberry while we were having sex. FML

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By unsatisfying - 28/10/2010 05:05 - Australia

Today, my wife checked the time while we were having sex. Twice. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/08/2019 16:00

Today, my wife stopped halfway through a blowjob to check a notification on her phone for a game. FML

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By horribleevening - 31/01/2019 22:00 - Australia - Hornsby

Today, my wife was sitting next to me surrounded by friends and she decided to start looking up the man that she had an affair on Facebook on her phone - all while I am sitting right next to her. FML

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By nobueno - 06/09/2021 23:01

Today, my wife’s ex-boyfriend sent me a message with a screenshot of her trying to get in touch with him. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/01/2011 19:59 - United Kingdom

Today, I got home from working late and decided to write a cute email to my girlfriend since I haven't seen her in two weeks. I was about to finish it off when my door swung open, and in a panic, I opened another tab to hide my email. It was porn. FML

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By Privacy please - 30/10/2024 07:00 - United States - Richmond

Today, my wife hit a new level of clingy when she picked the lock on the bathroom door so she could sit with me while I shat. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/10/2022 00:00

Today, my wife woke me up, saying her husband was home and that I needed to escape before he caught me. I was still struggling with the window when I remembered I’m her husband and she was laughing, filming my half-asleep ass trying to escape from being caught by myself cheating with my own wife. Duh. FML

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By 0h_Boy - 20/04/2016 20:03 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, my wife and I were Skyping, when she decided to put on a "show" for me. Seconds before she was about to climax, we lost internet connection. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/12/2023 00:00 - Germany

Today, I was working from home and had an important meeting with my superiors. It was fine until my sleepy wife came in and asked if I could find a better time for calls. I didn't notice her right away and failed to disable my camera. She was fully naked, and I received an email about inappropriate behaviour later. FML

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iiTzNeeNerz 26

Sunday 9 June 2013 12:20

I got bad news about your sex game...

MrSarcasmic 10

Sunday 9 June 2013 12:26

she was actually writing an FML of her own

Comments

NodakN8V 25

Tuesday 11 June 2013 4:12

Next time let her be on top and then just randomly blurt out the ceiling needs to be repainted.

bbambastic 16

Tuesday 11 June 2013 7:21

This is when you pull out and come on her phone

SatinsNightmares 17

Tuesday 11 June 2013 7:31

Op...guess you need to up your game because she doesn't seem to satisfied in that department

evertvel 1

Tuesday 11 June 2013 13:06

I guess she didn't know her inbox was full.

unhappyhug 11

Tuesday 11 June 2013 14:02

You got skills bro

disaster69 1

Tuesday 11 June 2013 15:26

You must be pretty bad, or small

clixed 12

Tuesday 11 June 2013 18:38

That's way too bad op.

Bilover96 5

Thursday 13 June 2013 23:38

Sorry bud but your obviously not doing what your suppose to be doing

jeorgie210 4

Friday 14 June 2013 6:40

I guess you could say her inBOX was full ;D

Straynachos32 2

Wednesday 17 July 2013 23:38

I think you need to step up a little...

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Today, I played charades with my girlfriend and her family. When it was her turn to act out a phrase, she simply walked to the center of the room and pointed to herself and then at me. It took less than 5 seconds for someone to correctly guess "Beauty and the Beast". FML

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