By Anonymous - 09/06/2013 05:01 - United States

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Today, my wife decided to check her email, while I was still inside her. FML
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iiTzNeeNerz 26

I got bad news about your sex game...

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MrSarcasmic 10

she was actually writing an FML of her own

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drew12089 2

Sorry but if you're still inside her and she's checking her email YOU aren't doing something right

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sammyjanette 17

Wow, I just Had Sex started playing in my iTunes while I was reading this FML. She's still having sex with even though she doesn't find it particularly enjoyable. I don't see what the problem is. She's not complaining about it, and your only complaint about her performance was that she seemed bored, so it's obviously enjoyable for you. Where's the problem?

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davincidasecond 24

What do you mean where's the problem? I personally would be pretty concerned of my girlfriend was checking her phone while we were having sex. For me, sex isn't really enjoyable unless I know my partner is also enjoying it.

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ballpython 15

If that happened to me I would have grabbed my phone and texted her to see what the hell was the problem.

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Sykes_1014 0

Must've not been good lol

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mattuti 8

Finish and post a facebook status about it, possibly with pictures

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avapaige1234 19

Time to rev up your performance, OP!

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jhs578650 9

No, it is time for the OP's wife to stop checking her email during sex, and communicate what she likes in bed. People are responsible for their own orgasms. If the wife is dissatisfied then she needs to help fix the problem.

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SiegeOfTheSiren 9

It would be funny if she decided to check out her JUNK mail box at that time.

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Yolandababy2 14

Damn. Sex must really be that bad if she can stop and check her email. Lol

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Zebediabolical 39

If you go doggystyle your laptop can rest conveniently on her back. Then you can both check your email.

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